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    It's that guy with yet another pillow. Bamboo this time - so chuck out the mulberry silk, microfibre, down, memory foam, GX pillows......this will be the one ;)
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    Could be another "meeting" with the patio doors
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    Programme guide showing OftheMasons popping in to give the gang some advice this morning. Oh joy! What's happened to Dirty Peter? Surely he didn't forget to drink his collagen
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    He had a "bit of money" and bought a gold watch as a present. "Every time she sees me, she thanks me". Dear me - I nearly threw up when I heard that!
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    Doc Edwards back to selling coat hangers. "Who doesn't have a wardrobe" he asks? I have a wrist but I'm not buying one of Kevski's over-priced watches, or a Willie Hunt. I have feet but I'm not buying those socks Dirty Peter was imploring us to mult-buy. Not only am I not buying a weighted...
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    There was more of this twaddle about putting the watches on your household insurance because of their rarity! It's a lot more of a rarity to hear anything like the truth in their speil
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    Usual tripe from Dirty Pedro -"please, please do not miss out.....99.99 ok" No mention that's the first of five flexis
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    Pedro has gone completely ga-ga trying to describe some knock-off bog water perfumes. Names tumbling from his gob - none of them relating to the ones shown on screen "chanel, gargulin.....this is the eh, oud, frankincense and myrrh.....not only, right.......ignore the price, right.....creed of...
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    Classic Dirty Peter - his "friend" Violet texted in about airfrying sausages. "Slap my sausage and get it done.......just chew on it...." he smirked. Wouldn't be surprised if the men in white coats haul him off at some point.
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    He had it as David Gray, then David Lane, then Daniel Lane. A flurry of "not onlys" about the things the watch claims to do. Now frantically flicking through tea towels and brandishing kitchen utensils. Even by his own standards, this is quite something
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    Dirty Pedro in a frenzy tempting the viewers with the lowest ever price for a Willie Hunt and a bundle of tea clothes for 4.99. He couldn't remember Mike Reid's name - some drivel about Runaround. Now offering a smart watch "it was 85 pound....our price on a clearance...
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    Looks like Dirty Peter is bringing down the curtain on the Carnival of Tat clearance at midnight. Until he's back tomorrow shouting "this is a clearance price, ok, alright"
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    Ofthemasons claiming he only has ten mini vacuums! The next few items are going to be "bang, bang, there's your price, gone". Yes, ofthemasons, until it inevitably turns up again being flogged by Dirty Peter, Dr Jezza or yourself...... This Tat-Fest is never going to end
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    He has a thankless task - I've seen him imploring viewers to buy all sorts of pillows. You wouldn't be able to get near the bed if you "ad a buy" of them all. This guy is now different from any of them - he'd try to sell his granny and tell you she's available on four flexis
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    There's so many things that work and sold at incredible prices by IW. Just this morning they were telling you mushroom gummies help weight loss - she should get them, along with a vibration plate, a treadmill, a red light slimming belt, a digital skipping rope, a trampoline, a smart-watch. The...
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    Janis has done a lot of research on a humidifier - that's supposed to reassure "Gloria" :ROFLMAO: Oh, it's ok, he has Peter van Aveabuy there to discuss mould lol. (Looks like he's started using Just for Men, is it being sold on Carnival Clearance?) Some almost surreal stuff like "your carpet...
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    Ofthemasons has been replying to shoals of emails again! I didn't know anyone actually replied to those mails from Nigeria offering you a share of three million quid.
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    Ofthemasons doing one of his long, embroidered stories to sell a thermos flask for 9 quid. "When I worked at a delivery place.........Steve, a lovely fellow......filled his flask with hot coffee......poured hot beverages hours later". "Buy as many as you can" :ROFLMAO: Prices will go up to 25...
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    Dr Jezza looks like he's going to keel over when he again goes tonto trying to flog yet another Duchump. "It looks like a Cartier or a Tag - they're all made of the same materials. It is a £1750 watch, that's that you insure it for". Night after night after night after night after...
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    And of course - Pop-it-in Pete
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