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Shiny Face said earlier that Mother Theresa was off sick - hard to believe given all the vitamins, collagen she takes but I guess shows you can't buy good health. God help Dirty Peter's house guests in the damp hovel - imagine they asking for a drink, not only would they get collagen, not only...

yes, Jannis telling us what a prestigious brand Swan & Edgar are! A limited edition. They're surely right up there with Duchump :rolleyes: Notice a lot of pre-order dates on stuff. Sounds like they're just drop-shipping - not actually buying items

Briefly switched over and saw them selling bars of Opatra soap - £12.99 for two bars! Who really thinks they need to buy soap from IW!! Then it was the hand squeezing thing - claiming they spent millions on research and development. Joanne told a fairy story about Opatra spending millions on...

Usual nonsense from Dirty Peter: "How many left?" = shocked expression. "Right, I'm going to have to ask you to multi-buy.........multi-buy these, right." I take from that......nobody wants this tat, so implore the few buyers to pay for more.

Muriel texts in to ask chef Mark if she can heat bubble and squeak in these microwave dishes - and he says he's got some at home in the freezer! Muriel buys some amount of stuff from IW - almost as many items as Pedro

"somebody" has texted in to ask about the watch Jezza is wearing. Surprise, surprise, it's one from his old china Chrissie Duchump 😂😂

Wonder if Dirty Peter got food poisoning after eating food "cooked" by chef Mark in that green air fryer.

get the fire extinguishers ready - hope they've not flown out - "chef" Mark is about to flambe with Dr Jezza

They must be reading - according to Of-the-Masons "nobody's bothering with baskets, they're all on the phones". "Buyers flooding in" = poppycock

Hilarious seeing Of-the-Masons trying to demonstrate the clasp on a Duchump and getting in a right fankle. Trying to deflect attention by asking if "Lesley" got one - "Lesley got the black, well done daaaahhhlin". Apparently the viewers have decimated the stock :ROFLMAO:

Of-the-Masons yet again saying "You like me now". No Mikey, can't see anyone being keen on you flogging them plastic brogue boots and other pieces of clothing that look a fire risk.

Alex Knowles will never say he owns a product that he doesnt - good to hear. Wheras, Dirty Peter's hovel is pack floor to ceiling with items he has been buying from IW for years. And Of-the-Masons reeks of the cheap aftershave that gets people lusting after him when they stop to comment on one...

It would be interesting if Alex "the pillow man" was prepared to say which pillows he uses. Does he have a bed filled with pillows that are not only down, not only memory foam, not only silk, not only GX, not only feather, not only bamboo? As with the example give on vacuum cleaners, there...

Still the Tat-fest - despite it apparently no longer being a clearance. Caption competition?

Back to Of-the-Masons flogging bog water for £8.99 - one of the greatest buys you will ever make :rolleyes: A fragrance that is stunning - and he means stunning. Quick Muriel, get your phone in your hand. Of-the-Masons is imploring you to multi-buy. And now his lemonade analogy....Zzzzzzzzzzz...

Even Of-the-Masons is struggling to come up with blarney about a copper infused mattress topper. That pillow bloke is making some absurd comparison with copper pans. Of-the-Masons trying to imply you won't stink - his boy gets whiffy and he implores him to put on deodorant. It's your patter...

A copper-infused mattress topper coming up later tonight. What on earth is that supposed to do? Must you wear the copper socks in bed? No doubt Of-the-Masons and his goddess sleep on one

Oh no, headphones again! Of-the-Masons feeling the music through these £17.99 jobs And now, HE has negotiated a great price on garden tools. What a selfless geezer he is. Between emailing the 'gang' and battle with the bosses for price cuts! I do hope Dirty Peter is slathering himself in Emu...

How dare you!! We all know an Earnshaw can be worth a lot of money - a thousand pound, right, ok. Horology expert Mr Patiodoor Simon told us these timepieces are a joy, a delight.......and very expensive

Of-the-Masons can't appear too often - he's working his fingers to the bone replying to the thousands of emails he gets from the 'gang', and I mean thousands. Who knew so many were desperate to see a brush demonstrated again? After all, not only is it a brush, it's a brush.