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Dirty Pedro on this evening - keep a look out for the tat he said had sold out at a price to clear yesterday, right, ok.

Jezza claiming he bought a Shield Nitrox watch a few weeks ago. He also claimed Jacques Cousteau wrote a testimonial about the watches. I can find no mention of that anywhere. Jacques Cousteau died in 1997 :oops:

Caught Dirty Pedro saying he wished he'd bought a Duchump! - the "sapphire blue" one, but there was only three left. Look out for them back on tomorrow. It's such nonsense this "how many left?"........pause......"ok, go to the telephone right, these will go, this is a clearance price, it's 1800...

A tsunami of nonsense from Dirty Peter about the electric water bottle - he lives in an old, cold hovel that needs work done, he had half a Cornish pasty last night and is bunged up, he switched to an iron kettle on the hob to save him and Bet money, he's had a damp bed several times with rubber...

According to the programme guide on my TV, we have a Saturday night treat of Dirty Pedro flogging collagen.....again. Stand by gang, not only will be say it saved him a knee replacement, not only did it stop him going bald!, not only did a leading surgeon say it gave him splendid skin, not only...

Maybe my memory is playing tricks, but I thought there were times when Dirty Peter was mildly entertaining. Couldn't do more than five minutes today - it was a non-stop cavalcade of "ok, right, alright, not only, these are to clear, a CLEARANCE price, how many?, ok, alright, multi-buy, just a...

Now Jezza wetting himself over a Shield Nitrox automatic watch - "We're not asking for £20,000, only £259.99 or £64.99 on four flexis". A steal of a deal, he says. £118.23 at Debenhams.com Shameless

Henry London - another spurious watch brand for Jezza to drool over. He reckoned you'd be thinking £500 but no, £49.99 - but he says it will be an heirloom item. Good old 'Enry! Dear me, surely there can't still be people out there who haven't heard this tired old script describing cheap tat as...

Jezza trying to flog some men's clothing that you'd find on a market stall. The buttons are "incredibly beautiful" :ROFLMAO: And a texter asking if he has any watches later. SHOCK NEWS - he does!

Interesting chat - based on facts - about taking supplements. Dirty Peter was flogging "detox foot patches" and claimed they got rid of "anti-oxidants" Of course, having anti-oxidants in your body is accepted as generally being a good thing - showing he will say anything off the top of his head...

Muriel was texting to ask if her husband should use collagen! Of course, Dirty Peter said to get it for him - and to try it herself. Keeps saying "get a four month supply for the winter"

Good news folks, Dirty Peter says "when this is all over for me, and it won't be too much longer, I'm going to be a brand ambassador for this collagen".

Dirty Pedro back on the "hero product" collagen - urging viewers to multi buy. Some nonsense about a viewer from Liverpool curing his knee problems in seven weeks. Pedro claims he's been taking it for 15 years - and it saved his hair 😂 A world renowned surgeon told him 'during procedures" his...

More filth from Dirty Pedro. For some reason he had his shoes off for a back massager and couldn't get a shoe back on. "For any ladies watching, I can't get my shoe on - so I've got a foot and a half" - filthy wink

Surprise, surprise, Dirty Peter has the last of the "hero product" air fresheners :rolleyes: And he's gobsmacked that Mother Theresa didn't sell out the mumi collagen - he knows how expensive it is because he buys it :rolleyes: Muriel's in for snuggle buddy pillow :rolleyes: It's just one...

Dirty Peter coming back at 6pm - wonder if he's found enough change down the back of the sofa to buy a Duchump? According to Of-the-Masons, people see your Duchump and think "he's done well for imself"

Anyone else thinking Pedro looking a bit odd (odder) around the forehead since his return. Another meeting with the patio doors?

Dirty Peter would love to own a Duchump - he rarely gets to handle such luxury watches. What about the ones he bought from Kevski? You really have to feel sorry for anyone gullible enough to pay £689.99 for this Duchump. "Treat yourselves lads"

Pedro bought a few of those Dubai air freshners to take the musty smell off his damp hovel. Has he bought the anti-wrinkle pillow? To go with his bamboo pillow, his memory foam pillow, his feather pillow, his GX pillow.........

Dirty Peter bringing you a Duchump at 9pm - an heirloom buy to pass down through the generations 😂