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Here we go, more scaremongering about car skimming - so you have to buy a RFID wallet from IW. The overwhelming view from real experts - "RFID credit cards are considered safe to use, and credit card fraud using RFID readers is rare and difficult to do".

Now we have "expert" Peter van Volauvent extolling the virtues of that great brand Homesmart and a cordless vacuum that takes away all the hassle of your corded vac. Last week he was telling us about "the power of the plug" and how we needed a corded vacuum cleaner :rolleyes:

Mild all over the country, but Dirty Peter found it so cold this morning.....he was....stiff! He is filthy

How will Dirty Peter explain it when he has collagen, blankets and air purifiers to sell tonight? Will it be A) some stock bounced back B) they found some more in the warehouse C) Thanks to Nigel/Fanny/Rupert the buyers got more stock or.....D) Plough on as if he said nothing.....

He told that whopper on Saturday too - about Dr Patiodoors saying how wonderful his skin is because he swallows so much.....collagen. Let's spare a thought for Dirty Pete tonight - he'll be huddled in a damp, draughty room trying to get warm with a bundle of pompom blankets and his tartan...

Dirty Peter sometimes uses Emu Balm on his knee - oooooh, the relief he gets :rolleyes: We thought collagen had cured his knee

Surprise, surprise......Bet got relief from arthritis by using Emu balm years ago. He saw our Bet in agony - was she watching one of his shows? :rolleyes:

Dear Pedro, will you have any watches on tonight - I would love to impress the lads down the pub with an amazing timepiece on my wrist. Yours, Mr Madeup Namey. Lieborough.

Yes, Dirty Pedro again emphasising he lives in a damp, draughty hovel - he has to use blankets and quilts. And he has an antiquated heating system that cost him a fortune to service. He can smell the damp spores when he goes to bed - surely he only smells Dubai air fresheners, unless he's...

Yes, Jezza has a pint with Chriissie and Dirty Peter shares a glass of collagen with John Paul :LOL:

Janis uses the same absurd technique as OftheMasons when desperately trying to flog Duchumps - just keep repeating "look at that.....just look at that......" followed by an expression as if he's just viewed the holy grail.

During the usual tripe about collagen stopping him going bald, saving him a knee replacement and impressing the plastic surgeon, Dirty Pedro said he's a man born not far off the Second World War

Random gibberish - as usual - from Dirty Peter as he tries to flog this Armani watch. "It stands alone on the wrist" Then he can't resist a bit of filth "It doesn't matter where you drink - The Friend in the Hand, The **** and Trumpet, The Happy Bullock....." Eventually the usual rubbish...

But if you leave them in a downstairs lavvy, someone will use them as a deodorant.

The Duchump Raidillion only came on because "Trevor from the Cotswolds" texted in and asked Ofthemason if he had any watches :rolleyes: "We'll need to be quick because they will sell out" Good - we won't see them again. Now, "the price will have to go up at 9pm". Ok, look forward to Dirty...

Sounds like the jabs are flying out - good luck if you get one. How many left Dr Finlay?

What's happened to Igor and Kevski? They have been replaced in Dirty Peter's affections by John-Paul and Christophe! Muriel was interested in buying a Vostok for her hubby, now she's keen on a Duchump - must be confusing for her

"I just want to own one", groans Pedro. "So few of us can own a watch worth 2000 pound". Just buy one then Peter - you'll find a space beside the rest of the tat in your draughty hovel

Pedro thanks John-Paul and Christophe for the offer on these heirloom timepieces 😂 "These are essential wearing for some of the most famous people in the world" - yes, Mike OftheMasons and Sir Peter Collagen! 😂 "They sell these this and every day for nearly 2000 pound" = no they don't

All of you feeling a little under the weather - you simply aren't drinking enough collagen. It is a hero product, not only does it repair your joints, not only does it save your hair, not only does it nourish your skin, it can make you sleep better, give you energy, I promise you, multi-buy if...