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Some old, big houses go to rack and ruin if the owners don't have cash for the upkeep. We know Dirty Peter spends all of his salary on watches, weighted blankets, air fryers, collagen and emu balm. More outgoings than incomings = taking refuge in one room with a ceramic heater and a sherpa blanket

They'll say anything to sell this remote control car. Dirty Peter - "It comes in a BIG box and with a free half a charge" :rolleyes: Alex 'pillow' Knowles - "It's made of a high quality plastic" 😂 Guess who - "We are single figures in the red" - Yes, of course you are.

an old classic from Dirty Pedro - shock at the price of some Pure Noir bog water, it's a mistake. "This is a better buy to you than it is to us." "The producer's saying 'get it off'. Multi-buy it. The buy of the day". That was a regular on the old IW from him - a better buy to you. Complete...

Don't give them ideas - "chef" Mark and Dirty Pedro will be making a pie from the corner of a weighted blanket. Not only is it weighted, not only does it bake superbly, not only is it flammable......wooosh!

The gallery are so fed up of Dirty Peter's drivel they drown him out with Christmas plinkety-plonk. Just as he was saying the down and feather pillows were the best he'd ever brought to air - since the microfibre, the GX, the mulberry silk, the memory foam, the bamboo..........

You would be sweating too if you were cocooned in sherpa blankets a weighted blanket, a duvet, a throw, copper socks and a liberal smearing of Emu Balm

There certainly seems to be something about these weighted blankets that seduces IW presenters. Whether it's your Dirty Pedro or Pillow Alex, from your Of-the-Masons to Siren Becque, not only do they find them comforting, not only are they warming, they're soothing, beguiling, seductive...

Knowles the pillow expert claiming he almost fell asleep on air once when demonstrating a weighted blanket :rolleyes: Wondered where all the weighted blankets had gone - assumed all bought by Dirty Pedro to line the walls of the draughty hovel

I can't believe this non-stop crescendo of nonsense from Dirty Pedro persuades anyone to buy this perfume. "Not only is is seductive, not only is it desirable, it's powerful, it's subtle, it's manly, it's feminine, it's your lemons, it's your musk, your bergamot, it's delightful, it's...

Dirty Peter on one again. Trying to flog candles. "Whether it's the hallway, the bathroom, the landing, not only will they fragrance your home, not only in the front room, multi-buy if you can, not only is this vanilla, not only is it jasmine, go get them, this is a price to clear.....a price...

We do - heating that one room in the damp, draughty hovel doesn't come cheap, alright

Not only will be be up, not only will he be flying out, not only will his producer seem like a nice boy, not only will he urge you to go to the phones.........and on....and on......

Correct It's known as the Pedro-effect. He sits in one room of the hovel clad in sherpa blankets and a pair of the tartan slippers. He has gauntlets that came free with a leather duffel bag. The walls as insulated with weighted blankets. He uses pashminas he bought from IW2 as draught...

He will not lie to you. If - and it's a big if because they're flying - there's stock left tomorrow, he will be placing an order

This channel is completely surreal. It went from shiny face trying to flog a gold mask for a grand to Pall Burke pushing Christmas baubles. "please don't miss out, please don't miss out, please don't miss out". There's no danger of missing out - and there's hardly a worldwide shortage of...

Dirty Peter only heats one room in his draughty hovel during the winter. He told us he shivers under blankets and throws bought from IW. Possibly he also slathers Emu Balm over his body for warmth. Not impossible he'll soon be claiming that drinking collagen helps the circulation and raises...

Old "jelly fingers" 'Chef' Mark trying to use the microwave pan to do steak. I know people like it rare but the bl.oo.dy meat inside a sandwich didn't look great - and Herself isn't trying it. Then great product knowledge - is it dishwasher safe? "I don't know" says 'Chef', "I don't have a...

I really don't think any of you should worry about the production date of this Melting Brawn. Not only is vintage shower gel a joy, not only are these heirloom cleansing products, they are a lot of money elsewhere, alright. Multi-buy if you can because you won't find stuff this old in the...

"These prices are simply ridiculous," says Kevski. Yes, ridiculous compared to your website. And nonsense about, "there's no greater compliment for a guy when someone comes up to you in a restaurant and asks you to tell them about your watch". Who has ever been asked about their watch in a...

Presenters are constantly muddying the waters about price when using the flexi amount. Time and time again., you'll hear "ten pound.......you can get it for ten pound....." Then later, after a considerable pause and some other nonsense........"four flexis" is muttered. I'm certain they're...