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Ofthemasons trying to sell a small plastic container for £5. What's next? Cardboard boxes for a five? Empty jam jars for £2, a straw for a quid? It really looks like they're buying stock from pound shops

But collagen drinks - possibly another brand - saved Dirty Peter from a hip replacement. This stuff seems even better! Mother Theresa listed the reasons you might be depleting collagen prematurely - including "restaurant food" :ROFLMAO: She "knocks it back" every day - the collagen, not the...

What on earth has happened to the daddy of them all - Thomas Earnshaw. A leading watch expert once said "Not only is it a precious item from the history of horology, not only is it quality you will not surpass, not only is this a timepiece to treasure and pass through the ages, it is an...

Ten past midnight and Jezza "has been let go". Wonder if he's been fired for his awful performance :LOL: Hope he remembered to return the Willy Hunt watch he was wearing - it "made him look a million dollars" :ROFLMAO:

Jezza desperately trying to flog Nubeo watches - at £599, they're hardly clearance. "I can see people queuing for these" - can you? Nope, thought not. "Collectors items" "superhero watches"..........all sorts of gibberish tumbling from his mouth

Doc Edwards back with a fountain pen. His sidekick, Kelly, says she had one at school :ROFLMAO: Even funnier, he said they sold out the other night but "found" another 30 :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

You've missed Doc Edwards desperately trying to flog a fountain pen :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: "If you don't pop it in your basket, you're going to miss out. Do it. They will go" Yes, Doctor, the craze for fountain pens is unrelenting, there's such a demand. Oh. hang on, this is 2024, not 1924

He claimed a buyer from the States and one from Germany. Ofthemasons always tells us you need a major form of UK credit or debit card. No chance people are buying from abroad - there's the postage to consider. More fairy tales.

I think Pedro has just had an orgasm over that horrible shiny bedding with a "comforter". "Serenity are respected and renowned. They are just a joy. You are buying hotel quality bedding". Absolute nonsense. Now he's wetting himself about the "event of the year" - where he and Kevski yet again...

Dirty Peter had a message from Muriel this morning! Claiming his cooling mattress topper was marvellous for the menopause. I think he's having the manopause

Dirty Peter in "not only" overdrive about a mattress topper that should have been 120 pound. Not only if you're a tosser(!) and turner, not only if you have night sweats, not only for restless legs, not only for fidgeting. And.....of course.....a woman texted him yesterday to say how a topper...

Saw a few minutes - bluster about Igor stopping making bronze watches and they couldn't understand why. Probably because nobody wants them and that's why they're on IW being flogged - "Jeweler's bronze" added Kevski helpfully. Usual claptrap about lighty-up stuff costing £27,000 a gram. And...

I dipped in to see Chef Flambe boasting the grill/air fryer didn't produce any smoke - they keep saying this. Dirty Pedro said the air fryer he has in the hovel produces an unpleasant smokey smell. Surely that's not the one he bought from Idea World?? :rolleyes:

She's only able to go on holiday because she slathers herself in Emu Balm

Jezza referred to the ASA last night - just after 1 am. They moved on from a Duchump and were trying to flog the prestigious brand that is Swan and Edgar. He came back after plinky-plonky to say Simon had texted in to say one of the two watches wasn't automatic. They had taken them off sale and...

He's now doing the old trick of suggesting something, then saying he isn't suggesting it. "the key to this watch is the price. Some people make a living by buying things cheap and moving them around. I'm not saying you can do that, but don't look a gift horse in the mouth". "Chistophe Duchumps...

Now the Doc desperately trying to flog wallets and card holders that are RFID - all manner of scare stories about skimming from mobile phones, your name and address being stolen, identity cloned.....blah blah blah....... Clearly nobody biting because he keeps going to plinky plonky music and...

Dirty Peter was listing almost every ailment you could think of and recommending Emu Balm as the cure - not only for your hips, not only for your shoulder, not only for arthritis......etc etc. Terrible to be giving people in pain this hope. He claimed it helped his Bet.........who, of course...

He was talking about a watch being "from your taffeta dresses to your hair, your crowning glory". Completely surreal and meaningless....

Only Muriel and Ethel that I've heard. Maybe others can complete the checklist of vintage names, although some have become current again. I heard a friend had named his daughter Olive - I immediately thought of On The Buses.