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I know…the rear shot in evening dress, you mean…

Just off to get some Braun radials…Some Heinz TVs and a case of Samsung Baked Beans…

In the home cinema today…

Weighted blankets… Some flippin’ bit of old cloth, but on Exemplar Planet…a potential marriage partner, and general emotional and social companion…

Wow..That cross-contaminated chopping board stain looked worse after Van Klunkklik used the steam cleaner on it. He just spread it across the chopping board rather than removed it. Still, don't worry - just take the camera off him, and he can put the dirty chopping board out of sight, and never...

‘Herself’ reduced to trying to flog Chef Mark’s Greatest Hits this morning…

I did well. I got to Good Evening…

Mouthpiece is on next… Time to switch off..

Where have those cowboys got £87 from on Amazon? I’m looking at under £30 from what I can see for description (Parfum) and amount (105 ml). Happy to be corrected.

Now… men and women of any gender have been buying this wonderful Armoff Oohed for centuries. Young, virulent men and women of the highest sexual order have been immensing themselves in the Armoff. It is regarded by the social echelons, claptivated by the esoteric serendipitousness of the...

Or somebody else’s bigger one…

These wonderful bags…The best I’ve sold in 74 years since the last best ones after them… They are ALLIGATING online….These wonderful Arse End Wenger Bags have been made in Switzerland since 1847…1946…2024….You’ve got them at £5 a pop, okay? (he means £20)….When I first saw these (crammed in a...

From one old dinosaur to another…

The thing about shopping television is it takes your mind off, or at least somewhat distracts you from the grim realities of life. The ludicrous nature of it helped me at lots of difficult times over the last 20 years or so, and no doubt it will help again. The sense of immediacy, and in a...

Thank you..

Thanks, Jazzy.

Out of the blue, this afternoon, just found out that my middle dog, Otto, is very ill. Life turns on a sixpence. No shopping TV today.

Two soups?? My second favourite sketch of all time. Four Candles being Nunber One. Although The Two Ronnies Opticians sketch is up there with those two also..

Somebody missed a comedy gold opportunity trick with this channel. The funniest unintentional thing on television by far. It would actually make a great comedy series. Trouble is, you would say the scripts were distorting the truth from reality far too much. Something the real thing does on a...

Thanks for the warning. I will be flying out from Croydon Airport by lunchtime.