Search results

ShoppingTelly

Help Support ShoppingTelly:

  1. Duke of Cheese

    Random musings and general banter.

    Interesting feedback from a Trustpilot reviewer over the recent Molton Brown offers they were crowing over..
  2. Duke of Cheese

    Random musings and general banter.

    Presentational aid for this morning’s host…BLOW YOUR NOSE!!!
  3. Duke of Cheese

    Random musings and general banter.

    I never lie to you. Really looking forward to watching Yiannis Morgan now. I never lie to you…Sweepstakes on the first lie of the show…
  4. Duke of Cheese

    Random musings and general banter.

    Chef Mark NOT HAPPY about not being duty cook this evening..Be very SCARED…
  5. Duke of Cheese

    Random musings and general banter.

    They look like two back in work pillows salesmen from Courts’ Ex-Bedding Department. Here we go….’We got the price wrong’ games. Oh the complete lack of respect for their audience…
  6. Duke of Cheese

    Random musings and general banter.

    Just back from watching Gladiator 2. Wow…What a film. More gratuitous violence, skulduggery, plotting and scheming and shouting than Friday Fashion…
  7. Duke of Cheese

    Mike Mason Stock Phrases - please feel free to add

    Nahrrr…I was a sparks, right?? If you asked me to fit a patio interrogation lamp in yer drum’s garden, I’d have to set up a spod pin connection and a ganglekrangular conduit circuitry enflankerator route bridging inlet ‘ose..Nahrrr, I’d be chargin’ yer £500 sovs for that…But on ‘ere, you can get...
  8. Duke of Cheese

    Random musings and general banter.

    For me, theirs is an extraordinarily psychologically manipulative business model. One which for me is far more effective than sticking two fingers down your throat to projectile vomit from.
  9. Duke of Cheese

    Random musings and general banter.

    I imagine the view that is taken by the management and presenters of the core buying audience is they believe them to be old, generally out of touch, potentially socially isolated, looking for some kind of camaraderie and friendship from the television, and completely believing of whatever they...
  10. Duke of Cheese

    Random musings and general banter.

    True. He also forgot not to pour water into electricity…
  11. Duke of Cheese

    Random musings and general banter.

    With the best will in the world - this fellow is genuinely an *****…
  12. Duke of Cheese

    Random musings and general banter.

    UPS - far and away the worst courier on a consistent basis I have ever experienced. The lowlight being leaving a £3300 Gibson Hummingbird guitar outside my street door positioned front door, ringing the doorbell once, and walking off, and then driving off. Luckily, I was in and rescued it.
  13. Duke of Cheese

    Random musings and general banter.

    WE ONLY WANT £18 OF YER MONEY FOR 40 SECONDS ON OUR CLOCK. He’s been watching the Celebrity Chasers too much…
  14. Duke of Cheese

    Random musings and general banter.

    I feels music, I dos…Feels it resa..rezz..going frew my entire soul.. Feels it wiv me. Alls of yerz…We can be Are Souls togevver.. A gift from God, right? Why me? Just beautiful, bald and gifted..Bleedin’ perfection…
  15. Duke of Cheese

    Random musings and general banter.

    A spectacular Lavatorial Christmas Celebration this afternoon…
  16. Duke of Cheese

    Random musings and general banter.

    Whenever I have checked on their weather forecasts elsewhere, they are normally completely inaccurate. In other words if they say it’s going to be freezing cold across the country, it isn’t going to be. And if they say it’s going to be boiling hot - it’s not. They seem completely at ease with...
  17. Duke of Cheese

    Random musings and general banter.

    He tries to manifest every so called elderly ailment and use every older age range product in the book(or so he thinks). Bunyans and carbuncles this evening. Large amounts of medications. ‘Procedures’…Bad knees, aching feet, iron jelloids, Phyllosan, Fuller’s Earth…Ovaltine…The People’s...
  18. Duke of Cheese

    Random musings and general banter.

    Collectible Bus Stops. He doesn’t look impressed.
  19. Duke of Cheese

    Random musings and general banter.

    I’m not comparing them…Wonderful artisans of bagisms have establi….The craftsmen and women of elaborately bagistic companies of supreme heritage such as Herpes -I’m not comparing…I’m just saying.. Kate Shovel….Dig in…’Ave a Buy…Please God…Buy…
  20. Duke of Cheese

    Random musings and general banter.

    Trying something different at least with the Communist Leaders Christmas Decorations Extravaganza this evening…
Back
Top