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Looks like the worst magic double act you’ve ever seen.

I bl**dy hate the generic music they play when they’re showing the product, I feel like I’m on hold with the GP. That being said, it’s still better than the god awful Christmas jingle. 😫

I’m not but now I’m intrigued 😂😂

😂 I was bored and it provided some entertainment. #saddo

Yeah, seems a bit pointless to me. Gave me a good laugh though, the way they jumped to Pete’s defence like his personal knight in shining tat.

Been backreading some threads from 2017 and stumbled upon Paz, absolutely astounding stuff. Couldn’t have been more sus if they tried. How many other IW forum infiltrators have I missed out on? 😂

I made a bingo card a while back, I’ll have to see if I still have it somewhere 😂

Make that 3… He’s just admitted he fills the tank up while he’s on air. 😂

Pete’s chugged 2 doses of collagen, that’s his dessert sorted before he disappears back to his den of iniquity for the night.

“Enrico Benito” 😭

I was indeed just reading old posts, and this one tickled me too much not to reply. He’s such a twit. 😂

Who forced Pete to start buffing and shining his nails, do we think? They always look wet. They’re still long and often cracked, but I almost miss when they were dry and covered in baccy stains. The slick nail look turns my stomach, especially when he’s on at dinnertime.

Same Pete that apparently used a hair growth product every day (they were flogging it a while back) even though his bald patch is like a moon crater. Pull the other one.

Once again spinning the old “We have to check this price, we think this is wrong, oh do it anyway, go and have a buy” yarn. Are we meant to believe they get their prices wrong this much and the presenter openly admits it? Not to mention Peter apparently being a law unto himself and being allowed...

He also loves to read out the flexi payment and sneakily leave out the fact it’s flexi, making it sound like the full price. Sly dog.

Pete’s presenting Molton Brown on his white table of tat and the box is ripped. They’re also drowning him out again with that god awful Christmas jingle. Just another day on IW. Go and check out your baskets.

Thank you! I’d love to see them read out my full screen name 😂 Me and my partner constantly hope he’ll mention Muriel every time we watch, it’s become a bit of a game for us.

He walked on the other day with a unicorn bag and started singing to it and calling it his friend, then said “you won’t believe this but I’ve won a BAFTA”. I would believe it Peter because you told us when you introduced yourself at the start of the show! Wonder if they’ll flog the one that was...

Typical Peter. It’s never long before he’s on about banging his back door.

Finally bit the bullet and joined this forum. I’ve watched Dirty Peter’s antics for years but this new era of Ideal World is something else. If he’s not drooling and spitting all over the place like a wet-mouthed gibbon because he apparently has dentures, he’s telling everyone to bang his back...