Jezza on with Duchumps again. Christophe himself makes the watches in his workshop in the Alps on the Swiss Italian border! You won't see the Grand Mont again apparently. Yeah, right, until the next time.
Jezza with a portable electric shoe dryer! Pedro should get one for use after trudging through his sodden carpets. What next? A portable arse wiper, an electronic belly button fluff remover? 🤣😜
A portable survival shovel is a great Christmas present apparently! Does he think we live out in the wilderness? I know what my husband would say if I gave him one.
What is with the fragrance snobs? I couldn't care less what people wear, or what it costs. As long as the wearer likes it, it shouldn't matter whether it costs a tenner, or a few hundred.
Mike on with the bollocks about Duchumps Audace watch. Should be £2950, selling them for £689.99. As if we don't know about the discounts Duchump offer.