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Pity the dog didn't pi$$ up his leg...

Well Ideal World have called QVC and raised them, they have the Hairy Bikers with a new cookery range..... that will be entertaining at least..

Well that goes without saying

We don't have a decent butcher where I live although we do have butchers. I need to travel 20 miles to fine a decent butchers. He knows exactly where all the meat is. reared and most comes from within 20 miles of the shop. More expensive yes, worth it, without doubt.

Well I did read that the house he lives in now is due for compulsory purchase as its on the route of HS2 so he's probably hoping that the compo will pay for hid dream house..

I know what we shall do, to save us going to the dreaded supermarket we will order out meat from the Q, you know, the same as we did last year that didn't turn up and ruined out Christmas.... Sounds like a plan... A very shaky plan at that..:mysmilie_15:

Looks more like a gammon steak than a gammon joint, of course, I have had to leave a comment..... Can't resist

Sounds like a plan... Also needed is a long lense camera so photos can taken and made into wanted posters. Of course there will need to be a reward, I think I have a spare bottle of poo pouri :mysmilie_59:

Well that surely makes peters a racist.

Ok then Hercule, what do we do next...:up::up:

Yuk. The thought of a slimy JF has just curdled the milk in me tea..:mysmilie_15:

Well, if PS is freezing it must almost be time for another rip off radiator show..

When one gets blocked I just register with a new one, when I get low I just create more..

Charlie also with Charlie bears......he has a thing with them..

HaHa.. not a problem, i use the same password for all the multiple accounts I have an email that I use one personal level and its not registered at arsebook or any other social media site.

I like getting blocked on arsebook, shows that you are close to the truth and have hit home. Thank heaven for multiple email account..

Would not be seen dead with anything Denis bast@rd in my house and anything JF says she just couldn't live without and buys all the lime.

On the Q website today. a lot of the product have underneath the 'Delivered for Christmas'. Given that it is 3 weeks away I should ****** well hope so, mind you, knowing how bad the delivery service can be including lost products I think they may be just a little over confident.

Just don't like her at all..

I don't have time for all of this side splitting hilarity. I'm too busy watching paint dry. :sleepy: