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I guessed from your name that you were a fellow wrestling fan. I too tried to train as a wrestler back when I was younger in the 90's. Schools were few and far between then, unlike now but I'm too fat and old to train now 😂

I can't wait to see some of his recipes. Crispy duck pancake with a roast potato shoved in it, "Hoovos Ranchos" (It's Huevos Rancheros you bellend!). This pillock keeps claiming he's a chef but his cooking techniques, flavour combinations and the way he dollops food on a plate with sauce...

There's something about the advert that they show every half hour with Barrow Boy Mike in his Aran jumper that makes him more punchable than usual. No mean feat for that gobshite.

Very true Mommabear 😂 Ok so I succumbed and ordered the Tefal ingenio pans. As I was about to about to process my order on the website I got a phone call from the Ideal World call centre asking if I needed help checking out my basket!?! I half expected Dirty Peter to jump on the phone to me and...

I bought a stick blended from Asda two weeks ago with a blender attachment and grinder for £18. It does most of what the Bamix does as it replaced an identical model that lasted me 10 years. £140 is a joke. I am tempted by the Tefal ingenio pans tonight though. It works out cheaper than buying...

Yea and adding the raspberries for a delicious dessert. Oh and the coffee thing with coffee granules and water.

It's very strange watching a Bamix demonstration without "Mad" Mike Saint. This John is a bit easier on the eye and ear, although he's still using the same patter.

Has anyone on here actually tried a Dormeo (or Emma for that matter) mattress? Are they any good? I'm actually looking to replace my bed at the minute and I do believe in spending a bit more on a bed for quality. However looking at the "deal" IW have at the minute for the Dormeo, I was half...

I've seen a lot of complaints online about the Emma mattress. I wonder how far somebody would get with Trading Standards with regard to Ideal World not actually selling them the mattress? IW don't make it clear that they aren't the retailer in the shows other than a directing you to the Emma...

Yes it was obvious that he didn't have a clue about Ideal World and was just there to have fun and cause chaos. He was just the tonic but I could imagine if it was anyone other than Shona presenting with him, they would have had their noses pushed out of joint for stealing their limelight. Loved...

Switched it on today to the surprise of Christopher Biggins hosting and demonstrating! Turns out he's just visiting. He's much too good for IW in its present state and could give dirty Peter a few lessons in smutty humour that's actually funny. He's a ****** legend. I wish they'd keep him as...

Simon is showing Paul the new Beldray vacuum. Camera one shows him vacuuming coffee grounds off a lino. He does two passes with it and then asks Paul how much is left in the floor. Paul strangely says none when you can clearly still see there's quite a lot of the grounds that haven't been picked...

Paul Bellend, sorry, Beque seems to be hinting that having a mulberry silk pillowcase acts like a moisturiser on this show. "Don't listen to me, look up the benefits yourself online". Glad you mention it Paul, I won't listen to you as you're a shyster, a liar and a fucking conman. What utter...

Collectables is on overnight and Rob Locke has just said he was in Scotland last week and because they don't get ITV nobody knew who he was. Mate, you'd struggle for someone to recognise you in your mother's front room.

I actually said it a couple of months back on the phone to the car dealership when they rang me back over a complaint I had Car Dealer "Do you know which of our salesmen actually sold you the car?" Me " It was that lanky streak of piss, the dozy looking one. Wayne I think his name was." Car...

That lanky streak of piss, Jack, is on now with the rotisserie oven. He's another one who mustn't get fed at home as he barely puts the food on the plate before he's shovelling it in his gob. On the subject of the rotisserie oven, they seem to be pushing it to the elderly viewer with its LARGE...

What's going on with Pervy Pete's head? He's got a centre parting like the Red Sea and half a can of Hammerite sprayed in a stripe down the middle. Bell end.

In my experience through my former career, guys who used to come into work bragging about their wife or partner calling them pedestal names like Goddess or Duchess were usually the ones to knock her about behind closed doors. Hearing men call their partners names like that still makes my skin crawl.

I've just flicked over before bed and Christmas must be coming because the toy twat is back. Still talking about that big toy shop in London but still doesn't name it. He makes my teeth itch.

Talking of Peter Simon on Going Live and kids telly in the 80's (I must admit finding him hilarious on Double Dare), I always remember a big scandal when he was co-presenting on a Radio One roadshow (I think it was with Tony Blackburn). It made the front pages of the Sunday papers because he was...