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The thing that I don't understand about the anniversary watch is why doesn't every presenter own one and wear it on air? And I don't mean one that gets passed around and the presenter sticks it on five minutes before going on air. I mean why isn't every presenter showing off their own limited...

It's strange how he's tolerated. Funnily enough I was reading the old Bid TV pages this week from when they went bust in 2014. The posters on there were wondering what the presenters would do after they'd gone off air. The consensus seemed to be that the likes of Mason and Dirty Peter would...

Do the ITV bosses not care what they show, just as long as they have content to air? Powerglide is on the overnight show with Dirty Peter. He's describing in great detail how a man of his age drips after having a wee. Using all his comic talents like pauses and face pulling, I'm sure someone...

I used to be obsessed watching the V Channel. The Watch Commander guy who presented the shows (and owned both the tv company and watch manufacturer) was such a shyster that I wanted to put my foot through the screen, but you could tell how he drew gullible viewers in. Strange that he disappeared...

I don't normally watch the watch shows as I'm not a collector and not up to speed with the technical terms but I dip in now and again for a laugh at the guff they spout. However, the IW crew look like master horologists compared to over on TV Warehouse on 676. They've dug up DJ Mike Read and...

So I've been gone from here since May because my telly went kaput one night funnily enough as Mason was spouting his usual rubbish. Luckily I'd bought a new one that I was waiting for someone to fit it on the wall with me. I ended up setting it up for now not on the wall, consequently it's not...

Although I had been watching QVC from its UK launch, plus a few of the other channels, I first became aware of Bid and Price Drop around 2003 when a lady who worked for me recommended it (also my ex's aunty bought a lot of jewellery from there). The first face I saw was Peter Simon and I was...

New product launch tonight. Mason with an electric seated elliptical trainer. Basically you sit there, put your feet on it and it pedals itself. So yet another "fitness" product with negligible benefits that you should do your own research on (ie it does **** all!). Yet again they'd rather flog...

Simon Lies was doing a blue magic or Shitazzle show a few weeks ago and brought up Pervy to the presenter. He was saying that he himself had been doing demonstrating and shopping telly for about 21 years which was longer than Peter as he'd only been doing it for 20 so that takes him back to...

I did notice on the next show that they'd swapped the bikes around so it was showing the right way up on the other side of the bike 😂

It must be worrying the IW staff and presenters as it's become very apparent how the range of products seems to have shrank a great deal and I don't think that's down to COVID. Tonight's overnight show for example is home fitness. What are they offering? The Vibrapower plate and the inversion...

That's similar patter to what Shona was saying earlier about the Emma mattress. Saying how we could be forgiven for thinking Emma had been giving us quality mattresses for decades because their name is "synonymous with luxury". They only started in 2017 and nobody I've asked has ever heard of...

I actually can't stand the royals and think we should get rid of the lot of them. However, I understand that a lot of the country would be in a state of mourning and IW should respect that instead of putting profits first. Personally I'm more pissed off with Pointless and Would I Lie To You...

As a mark of respect after the passing of Prince Philip, a number of channels including QVC and the jewellery channels have gone off the air. IW have decided that their fashion blockbuster show is more important with Creepy Crawley grinning and laughing his way through. I'm surprised he's not...

Just caught some of Rob on the repeat showing of the Vibrapower show. Ignoring the fact he's sat on his arse again with just his feet on a vibrating plate (there's a 19 stone weight limit on them after all). He's just basically said that this model isn't the best looking, or best performing but...

Found Sally's secret account😂😂😂 In all fairness, Sally isn't too bad. I certainly wouldn't lump her in with Varney, Barrow Boy and Pervy Pete. It's unfortunate that she came over with the dregs from Bid because I think she would have complimented Loen, Andy and the old IW team instead of being...

I wish them well but it's the screen quality of standard definition that's awful. I don't craft but I like watching craft channels to chill out and relax. Unfortunately it's like watching an old '90's VHS tape which, when you're selling delicate arts and crafts materials, just makes everything...

Definitely Pervy Pete then. He wants to watch out, with all the health problems that he keeps telling us he has when he's trying to flog to us in his sincere voice, I'm surprised he didn't follow through! He's always been full of shite 😂

In the spirit of their birthday for ideal world which started back in the 1980's, sorry, 2000, 21 years ago this week, no hang on, next month; a channel that not uuuuhnly has, at its very essence, in its multitudinous luxury like never having been seen before or since, memories of running...

Oh no! John is making pastry in the Bamix attachment and Rob has just piped up "I'm quite partial to a nice puff myself". Really? An outdated homophobic slur on shopping telly? Is that what you've become now Rob? It's 2021. Even John got embarrassed and he's dressed up as Adam Ant on live telly!