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    Customers and account holders of IW usually get a daily email with the days special offers or what shows are coming up. I normally delete them without a second thought but the last couple of days I've had a look at them. On the bottom it shows items recently on screen and the actual numbers...
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    You mean she doesn't drag around her amaaaayzing ceramic heater that she always tells us she has on to save heating her whole house? Whatever else is she telling porkies about then?
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    On the subject of vacuums, I caught a repeat showing of the Polti cordless last night with Rob. The Polti woman, can't remember her name, says they're that good that the tubby chef Paul Brodell (who owns a guesthouse doncha' know!) has had three of them. Erm, well they can't be that good if he's...
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    Varney is on selling the ceramic radiators. He's already doing a stock update less than 10 minutes into the show. He turns to that mystery person who always stands by his left hand side just out of camera shot who just told him there are less than 15 of a certain item left. Unfortunately...
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    Pervy Pete singing that well known Christmas classic "Gettin a look-a-look like Christmas, everywhere you, everywhere you look". He's sung it twice now so it wasn't a mistake. He's just an idiot. He's supposed to be an all round entertainer from back in the day, touring with Tarby and Tommy...
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    Dee-knees always seems like she's asking the same producer as Varney talks to. The invisible one that stands just off camera giving him those stock updates that he can never believe.
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    When Simon Lies is demonstrating Blue Magic on carpets, he starts rubbing crayons, mascara, lipstick, ballpoint pen and beetroot etc onto the carpet. When he's demonstrating the Rug Doctor or similar carpet washers on carpets he only uses liquids (cola, milk, orange juice, the odd egg). Is the...
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    Isn't that strange? I actually have been thinking it was a Bosch driver, even googling it and the autosuggest came up as Bosch golf driver. The top search result was indeed for this Bosh driver. I clicked on the link but still didn't twig it wasn't Bosch. It's almost as if they want you to be...
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    I saw one with Dirty Peter the other night. Obviously he started telling us of the days when he golfed with the likes of Tarby, Brucie and Lynchie. Complete bollocks the lot of it. Maybe he caught an old episode of Pro Celebrity Golf with Peter Allis back in the day and imagined himself rubbing...
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    I reckon they were all just Pervy Pete sending them from his dressing room 😂
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    13th November and Ideal World are selling an inflatable hot tub!?! Who is in charge of what products come to air and when? They should be sacked. I'd love to see how many they actually sell during these introductory shows. They're not flogging them cheap either. There's a reason Aldi and the...
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    Aww I must have switched over at that point and missed it. It doesn't surprise me though. He was very awkward with the slicer and blades and kept apologising for trying to put them on upside down. I can't see them using him again because of all his mistakes but if they do it should be...
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    ****** hell they've dug up Tim Evans who used to demonstrate the original Borner V Slicer on old pre taped selly telly channels around 15-20 years ago. Of course he made them look so easy to use back in the day so we all bought one and sliced the tops off our fingers. He's doing the Nova...
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    Oh ****** hell, Rob Lock with an E is back on IW selling Carshark was with Alan Ennis. He says he's been away for 6 weeks on the craft channels. Now has anyone seen Shona lately? I'd actually forgotten about her but she randomly popped into my head and I realised I hadn't seen her for a while.
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    WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!! Hold on a damn minute!!! Ceramic radiator expert Peter V is demonstrating these mini Beldray plug in heaters. He's trying to tell us where we could use them. He's talking about plugging them in a room where maybe you haven't got radiators or central heating, and I quote "areas...
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    I've said it before but the difference between the two channels in regards to presenting food is like comparing ice cream to dog ****. QVC bring in people from the food company who actually make the products so you know (or you're more likely to believe) you're getting artisan food that is often...
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    Yea Sky Broadband Shield blocked the forum for me too so I had to fiddle with the settings and save the forum under allowed websites. I bought an Instant Pot and Tefal Actifry last year but now wish I'd done my research properly and bought the Ninja which does it all. I keep the Actifry on the...
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    I got a shock when I read what tonight's overnight show was. I thought it was going to be Peter reminiscing about running marathons with certain disgraced 1970's and 80's BBC light entertainment presenters he worked with. Turns out I read it wrong and it says PEDLO Fitness! Silly me!
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    I've just been flicking through the selly telly channels before bed and noticed Derek Marks is back on The Craft Store (I still call it Hochanda). He's been absolutely everywhere, usually more than once. It made me think has he ever been on IW? I don't believe I've ever caught him on there but...
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    You'll have the older generation still buying the drones for their grandkids for Christmas because Richard "Dick" Mires is telling them it's the latest trend every five minutes. I was just thinking the other day about them flogging electric scooters for the very same legal reason Mr Plunge. I...
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