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    Random musings and general banter.

    Paul Becque was sitting inside a gazebo earlier, whilst Angela Noghani was spraying the roof with water. She asked Mr Becque why he wasn't getting wet, to which he replied, [I]"Because I've got a roof above me". Well I never...they say you learn something new every day:mysmilie_59:
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    The £500 'Discount'

    :smirk: I think your inflatable chair comparison was bang on; describing these chairs as 'quality' and 'luxury' is nonsense on stilts. Mr Crawley has supposedly spent many years in the luxury furniture business, so he must have some idea of what constitutes real quality and luxury...I can't...
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    The £500 'Discount'

    Agreed. You can certainly pay a lot more for chairs with the extra functions, but the bonded leather types seem fairly generic and can easily (from what I've seen) be obtained for well under £1000. My amazon example didn't have the rise function, so it wasn't an exact like-for-like; however, It...
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    The £500 'Discount'

    There was something of a Freudian slip by Peter Simon on Friday's 'royal' furniture show. In the middle of a frantic sales pitch he declared that, "£500 is an enormous amount of money!". He was talking about the bonded leather chair he was flogging for £499.99, and although he went on to qualify...
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    Random musings and general banter.

    There was something of a Freudian slip by Peter Simon on tonight's furniture show. In the middle of a frantic sales pitch, he happened to spout out, "£500 is an enormous amount of money!". He was talking about the bonded leather chair he was flogging, and although he went on to qualify the...
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    Random musings and general banter.

    Can't quite make out the face, but isn't that Sherlock's Tammy with Bev?
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    Random musings and general banter.

    Just wondering, is 'Bisselling' a euphemism for some other activity? Regarding the Bissell unit, I would be surprised if Ideal's 'Queen of Clean' didn't know about the much cheaper alternative to carpet cleaners...
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    Random musings and general banter.

    I don’t mind Paul Brodel. I find his obvious love of food amusing and a refreshing contrast to the health bores like Rick Hay, or the equally tiresome Howard and his health sermons, “According to the NHS, obesity is now...blah, blah, blah”. A Big Brodder’s ‘all you can eat’ session is...
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    Random musings and general banter.

    I've just sent a text to my good lady asking her to tune into Ideal later and get herself a couple of those bargain dresses...hope she doesn't think I'm being a cheapskate :cheeky:
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    Pope Pete's eloquent words

    I beg to differ. If her Twitter posts are anything to go by, it looks like Sally's wedding is going to be a decidedly high class affair... Sally Jacks ‏@sallyjacks1 Apr 24 "Who bought the willy straws?! X"
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    Talking of which... Expect lots of hardcore bonded leather and massage action later, when Peter Simon and Shaun Crawley join forces for the furniture show at 10pm. Whether it’s Shaun’s relatively mild ‘feel that padding’ kneading and come-hither smile, or Peter’s X-rated ‘climax on a chair’...
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    Random musings and general banter.

    Take a look at the title of the book Hayley is reading. Oh, the irony!
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    Proof Of The Sheer Weird Grotesquesness Of Ideal World

    Good point. I did a quick search and found a two seater bonded leather recliner for £339. As I recall, Ideal were selling something similar but it was more expensive. Here's the link: http://www.lovesofas.co.uk/wiltshire-2-seater-bonded-leather-recliner-sofa-with-console-brown.html I'm sure...
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    Proof Of The Sheer Weird Grotesquesness Of Ideal World

    He looks like he's having a breakdown. I am reminded of that famous painting...
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    Loen

    I'm sure 'Beefikeefi' has caused quite a stir among certain male presenters, especially with Shaun flaunting his obvious delight with his manly charms. Perhaps 'Beefikeefi' will strike again, taking on his 'biggest' challenge in the form of Big Brodder's. Now that would be an impressive...
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    Loen

    Shaun the Sob Story suits him very well, although I think it's only fair that we acknowledge his more playful side... Here's a picture of Shaun in a much happier mood, being swept off his feet by fellow cruise presenter Keith Maynard (a man who refers to himself as 'Beefikeefi') Feel free to...
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    Random musings and general banter.

    I imagine the only time Big Brodder's gets a move on is when he spots Rick Hay at Ideal World. The two of them together is a recipe for some really awkward moments. As for Mr Remblance, he already has the Brodder's habit of tucking into the cooked food (albeit not quite so eagerly), and now...
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    Random musings and general banter.

    Wirral: "He's well on his way to becoming BIG BRODELS not so mini me, he looks like Brian Blessed." Joe Remblance as Big Brodder's mini me. That's a good one! :mysmilie_859:
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    Snore Wizard

    The chap who sells the Snore Wizard, Paul Daglish, was on yesterday. Presenting himself as something of an 'expert' on snoring, he spoke about the many e-mails he'd received thanking him for a good night's sleep, even saying how the device had helped to save marriages! With so many satisfied...
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    Random musings and general banter.

    How about this for the Ideal getaway for Shaun and his partner Jason... (with optional 'cruise' control)
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