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    Those reviews make for grim reading. There's even a comment by a disgruntled ex employee, complaining about the toxic atmosphere at Ideal world. Given the questionable ethics of those who are charged with selling the merchandise, it would not be surprising if a dog eat dog ethos was prevalent...
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    Howard brought his own unique fecal-focused marketing skills to bag selling yesterday. Speaking of the generous storage capacity of a particular ladies bag, he mentioned how it would be possible to store a used doggy poo bag in one of its compartments. I know it takes all sorts, but can there...
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    Kevinski and Howard were being bothered by a persistent fly on this afternoon’s watch show. Howard joked that it was their combined aftershave that was attracting the unwanted attention. I wasn’t so sure. There’s one thing that flies find irresistible, and it’s never in short supply when...
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    Two 'highlights' from the earlier 'Glow Crazy' show with Mason and Dire: https://www.idealworld.tv/gb/shows/glow-crazy-pick-of-the-day-2676735?channel=IW At 34m 18s Gollum announces that sales of the AA batteries were particularly busy, before adding (nudge nudge :wink: :wink: ), "That will...
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    Richard Dire on tonight's Drone show: "And even if the wind gets it, the drone remembers where it came from." That'll be back to China then...
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    And let's not forget the equally bizarre guest presenters, such as the (oft described) "brilliant" cleaning supremo Simon Iles
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    Yes, Kevinski was really laying it on thick with the old, "Gosh, they must have made a mistake!" routine; and Gollum was more than happy to go along with the charade. Shysterism at its worst. Ideal were selling the Vostok Rocket N1 (currently showing as sold out) for £247.99 delivered. You...
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    You know Momma, I’m not in the least bit surprised that Mr Frake was sharing a business with Paul Becque. As Ideal’s most decorated/certificated jewellery expert, he has a hard-won reputation for only working with people of the highest integrity... (Talking of integrity, I wish to make it...
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    If you go to 0.38s on this Ideal show from earlier today- http://www.idealworld.tv/gb/shows/gtech-k9-blockbuster-2663568?channel=IW -you will witness the bizarre transformation of the Gtech lady, as she morphs from forsaken zombie to ridiculously enthusiastic presenter. It’s a seriously...
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    He was hoping for a few more than twenty, Momma. Tickets were going for £597.00 for a Participant (limited to 20), or £147.00 as a Guest. Would have been a nice little earner.
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    Tickets for Paul Becque's "Engage with Success" event are showing as "unavailable" on the official website-http://www.engagewithsuccess.com/apply.html The explanation is quite simple: the event has been cancelled (I checked with the hotel where it had been scheduled). It's probably for the best...
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    He's down as a "Jack Canfield certified trainer" on his Engage with Success website http://www.engagewithsuccess.com/ Jack Canfield is an American self-help guru, who, in common with many of these high profile practitioners, has made a very nice living selling books and related merchandise...
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    A wise move. The internet booking service is bound to go into meltdown at some point.
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    If you'd like to know the secrets of achieving a wonderful life, Paul Becque is offering a three-day "Engage with Success" event, where he's he's promising to deliver "the biggest leap you can take toward the life that you’ve been dreaming of". Tickets are £597.00 for a Participant, or £147.00...
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    I recall an occasion when he mentioned Genevieve in the context of a Bafta, before quickly qualifying the statement by uttering, "Not only a Bafta attendee". What he was really referring to was her attendance at the Primetime Emmy Awards in America, which is a backslapping event for prime time...
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    My sincere condolences. Hope you're keeping well.
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    As useful as it is to have the combined wisdom of a pretend horologist and a former cruise entertainer on tonight's luxury watch show, I believe a cameo endorsement from Creepy Crawley could be just the reassurance needed for potential buyers, just so they know they're getting 'real' luxury. It...
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    “Whatever it takes to get this watch, just do it.” This was Peter Simon’s advice in the opening stages of tonight’s Timepiece Collection show. I know that Flexi-pay is open to virtually anyone (as they keep reminding us) but it would now appear that there’s an even more reckless policy when...
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    Shaun had quite a revelation for the viewers on yesterday’s Shadazzle show, saying how he had once spent two hours with his head in an oven. Was this the desperate act of a man riddled with guilt over the treatment of deceased family members? No, it turned out that he was merely trying to clean...
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    On tonight's Kinkaide show, Gary Schaffer spoke about his love of the painter, saying how he experienced "Kinkaide feelings" . These are not to be confused with kinky feelings, which are a completely different set of emotions entirely
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