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    BCC Charity Auction

    Breaking news... DF will present all upcoming Teflon shows as she is proving to be Q's expert in the art of non stick. What a ******* liberty !!!
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    Random musings and general banter.

    Sounds like a rather boring demo, - mabee the demo guy wanted more than a bit part on the tele?
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    Random musings and general banter.

    Not Christmas cracker fillers then, they may work well together with the ever present enclosed joke? Merry Xmas!!
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    Where's Janice???

    'OK Google;' ... 'What piece of unknown brand tech tablet am I shilling now?' ..... Silence....
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    Random musings and general banter.

    Mutters; recalling some of your previous posts I can officially confirm you ain't no prude!
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    Lulu Guinness tsv 6/12/14

    I noticed and posted on here very same observation a couple of months ago Akimbo. What doesnt help also tonight with JF are the uncovered arms, they are far too angular, gangly and distracting when she presents.
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    You know you've been watching too much QVC ...

    When you realise how full of themselves some of the current Q sales assistants are, when you get nostalgic about how good ex presenters were, when they present 'Infomercials' on other tele selle channels (IE Paul Lavers)
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    Random musings and general banter.

    Left field, but did the ex Bidder presenters ever get paid all that money owed from the last few months of broadcasting prior to the lights going out permanantly in Acton?
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    Random musings and general banter.

    Good work Mutters, you have earned your medal for catching the (s)tool pigeon!
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    For and against gifts for Teachers.

    Wot no yummy mummys in 4 x 4s driving Giles and Scarlet the 1200 yards to school??
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    For and against gifts for Teachers.

    This trend can very easily slip to a 'Competetive Gifting' scenario as the term ends move on throughout time. It can be embarrasing for those mums who can't and teachers alike.
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    AY on The Josie Maran 4pm Show

    OH NO IT ISN'T!! Rumour has it that Mr Wozel Gummage will now be fashion guru to stay in keeping with Q's 'Expert' presenter profile..
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    What title would you give their autobiography?

    Questionable Varying Charges - A 25 year history of overpriced P & P.
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    Linda Lusardi - Ultratherapy?!?

    I like her, but as in all of these Experts delivering their pitches on the tele, my nans old saying springs to mind - 'You always travel further on bullshit than you do on gravel'. So true nan..
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    Where's Janice???

    Perhaps Janice was suprised when she asked ''OK Google'' if she had any future flogging tablets on IW.
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    do they have to tell the truth?

    ... and for this day only, the day after Monday available on Fleeeeexxxeeee Pay over the next four weeks (so long as its Tuesday)
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    Random musings and general banter.

    I wonder why Paul B. is not better placed to sell the holiday cruises? I think he was once a well placed figure in the industry.
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    Thorntons TSV 13/11/14

    But imagine the nations dissapointment if Q did not feature this confectionary offering. I for one, would miss their gurning faces and pleasure of forced 'yummy' sounds of all the Q sales assistants munching their way through another layer of chocky deliights
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    Its Officially QVC Christmas 2014! What would you buy the presenters? ;o)

    To all presenters - A weeks training by Paul Lavers on how to cut the mustard selling on QVC without shouting/aggravating viewers/talking about themselves or their mummy/other half/family members/twitter/tapping apps/gifting and use of word amaaaaazing.
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    Diamond Advice Needed...

    All diamonds are natural and are therefore all different (as opposed to QVC's CZ pastiche 'diamonique'). Diamonds are graded by the amount of light they reflect as well as the '4 C's' which are: Colour, Cut, Carat weight and Clarity. As a general rule of thumb go for a single stone of the best...
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