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I never did.....oh, did I say that out loud.......?

Didn't she take a break from social media a while back, for reasons unknown? You'd think she'd do another disappearing act judging by the perverted comments she has received!

You don't happen to perform brain transplants by any chance? I ask, because I think I may know some of your donors......

Awfelia 🤣

Well, at least the reindeer antlers have been ditched for another year, or can she grow them back in about 11 months in time to sport them for next Christmas?

Vom?? I'll have you know I'm a happily married man

They're not bazookas, they're "the twins"!

I agree with an earlier poster who said that Catherine Huntley is looking better than she has for a long time. However, she still has that attention-seeking or foot-in-mouth habit...last week, she was presenting a sleepwear show, and was confirming that the particular item was very suitable...

Soon after Freeview first launched, there were a few "quiz" or "competition" programmes - you know the type of thing: find the name of a celebrity hidden in a grid of miscellaneous letters, phone in with the name and you might win a prize. Well, Craig was the host on one of those. Must say that...

Nuffink :)

There is a long-running BBC4 radio series, Just A Minute, where panellists should speak for a minute on a given subject without repetition, deviation or hesitation. Some of the more experienced panellists with a good knowledge of the English language can accomplish a whole minute successfully...

Having watched Italy win the rugby, i decided that nothing was going to ruin my day, so I have avoided going anywhere near QVC! :)

Don't apologise - I have a long list of things already! :):):)

For a pedant like me, I'm surprised that I haven't noticed Blair and his MP cronies dropping the "t" at the end of words. Thank you for pointing this out. I must try harder. Yes, Priti Patel has me pressing the mute button too, but at the moment my two "Must Mutes" are Rylan Clark Neal (who...

Well, so do I as it happens...go back a bit, that is. Never done Dallas :) :) :)

Not sure I understand "she does Stacey", although I recall that in my distant youth there was a "blue movie" called Debbie Does Dallas. Is there a connection? Yes, the "I've been..." ending is irritating, but perhaps it means that the performers acknowledge the fact that they've died a death...

Thank you! But did I point out that I had a mouthful of marshmallows at the time?

They do. Of course, having started this thread, I should also point out that I have also been hoisted by my own petard....when searching for answers to crosswords and using the Google microphone facility, I have watched in horror as my request appears on the screen, and it is nothink, oops...

In my case, "old fart" is probably the most appropriate!

My mother used to call diplomas "sustificates". "Should of" should be rewarded with a day in the stocks and as much rotten fruit as possible. Another ****gripper comes at New Year, when someone - usually an elderly aunt in an effort to be amusing - asks if you've made any New Years...