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Buran watches are owned by ' presidents and kings and queens' according to Peter. He and Kevin then describe a scene at a dinner party where one man is wearing a Rolex , another a Patek Phillipe, another an Audemars Piguet. You enter wearing your Buran, and everyone wants to handle and inspect...

Just watched the Hair Gain woman. All these products have the the same fake backstory. 1) I suffered from hair loss , was overweight , couldn't sleep, was scarred from a bomb ( Elizabeth Grant ) , couldn't find a comfortable pillow- I was in despair. 2) I tried everything , spent a fortune...

In the old days on Bid Tv there were viewers who , when the presenters said they would love to get the product , would endeavour to buy it for them. The presenters would say things like ' ..... thank you Elsie in Droitwich for offering to buy me the ceramic teapot , but I am not allowed to...

The 'Earnshaw' Holborn is on , a watch they have flogged to death for two years - 'it's brand new with us tonight , a world exclusive'.

When he's presenting with Kevin Reynolds he sometimes says they have been working together for 'nigh on forty years'. He's round the bend.

Meltdown Mike is flogging collagen along with Collagen Man - Mike is claiming he takes it everyday , natch !!!! Mike is claiming it stimulates hair growth. Surely this is in breach of ASA regulations ???? There is also the irony , as Meltdown Mike is bald and Collagen Man has the world's worst...

Even the most mundane products - Blue Magic , Waterless Car Wash and Drill All cause a stampede every time they are on. I'm surprised they aren't people camping out on the industrial estate in Peterborough to claim the really exciting stuff ,such as a Reign watch or an obsolescent second hand...

Meltdown Mike has invented his own adjective to describe the watches he sells - GAWJUS. We need a dictionary definition , I suggest ' gaudy , vulgar, pretentious, usually mass produced.

I'm being told we're in meltdown.

Ah -Duxot - this is the brand Peter Simon was fraudulently passing off as Swiss, saying '.... the Swiss family must be heartbroken to see the prices we are selling these at tonight !' This was too much even for Johnathon Bordell , who replied ' I have to be careful here- they were a Swiss...

Isn't saying it can only appreciate ( which I heard him say ) offering investment advice , which I believe they are not allowed to do ???? The last great appreciating item was the Justice League watch set - 'imagine what this might be worth in a few years' said Meltdown Mike. The set was on eBay...

I wonder if the presenters have training for the faces they have to pull when they taste the food.

I can imagine Rob in The Bill - possibly playing the part of a man whose life has gone tragically wrong.

Johnathan Bordell just said , of Earnshaw , '...... they're in Holborn , they'll look after you.' Really ? What's all that about? A bit of googling reveals that Dartmouth Brands have got what looks like a timeshare / mailing address at a communal work space in Holborn. This one...

It wouldn't be an ASA breach cos it's an opinion I'm afraid. Several of the presenters have ordered sofas recently and all have had to wait like ten weeks for delivery - a shocking coincidence.

Reg Varney is cutting a fine figure on the watch show tonight - charity shop looking suit , with a thick baggy v- neck sweater underneath. Come on Reg - I thought you were a millionaire !

Mike doesn't say the other brand begins with C - he says it's French for sea - La Mer. Not that it matters !!!!!!!!!!! Mike quoted his partners reaction to the LAB thing.... 'OMG -this is a game changer!' I'm sure that she doesn't really speak in shopping telly cliches. Why not .... wow , just...

Apparently the cross trainer folds down 'to the size of an ironing board'- lol !!!!!!!! Reminds me of the treadmill , which ' you can slide under the bed'. It wouldn't have fitted under Queen Victoria's four poster. I would like to know how much use the average piece of home fitness gear they...

Challenging the fact that they say a product is best one day and then saying a competing product is best the next day is like challenging a film star on why they played a hero in one film, and a villain in the next. 'I thought you were a good guy, and now you're a killer', It's all a performance...