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    In reality you can be sure his father doesn't have a monitoring service of any kind. Golden rule of Shopping Telly no. 4a.... whenever a presenter says either 'my mum ' or 'my dad' you can be 100% certain that whatever follows is a falsehood.
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    The internet is crawling with meteorite watches- from about £130. They are about as exclusive as the 'gold ingot' watches they used to sell on Bid. Each one individually numbered of course, probably with the number of the idiot who bought it.
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    He also made up a lie about how he 'went down to meet the team at M- Sport' and they demonstrated the product on some of the most expensive cars he had ever seen.
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    Peter is on with the Swan and Edgar tourbillon - 'one of the first to own a toourbillon watch was Marie Antoinette' he blurts. The touurbillon was invented two years after she was executed. Earlier in the presentation he couldn't open the box for the watch , and they had to cut to vt. The other...
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    Piranha peeler - lies yet again

    If it's the same price , he could still truthfully say it's their lowest ever price for this item. It would only be a falsehood if they had previously offered it at a lower price.
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    Probably say something like '......... current world events are likely to make these watches even more collectible.'
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    Mini mobility trainer

    Do you use the mini trainer much ? I've always suspected that the fitness stuff gets neglected after the first day or so.
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    Golden rule of shopping telly ..... whenever the presenters say the words 'my mum', whatever follows is sure to be a lie.
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    It is -the Holborn address was a virtual office. It would appear that they've removed all trace of the Holborn address from the website now though- it just says 'Head Office is in EC1' but no address. They get customers to fill in a web form for returns . ' If you have a problem Earnshaw will...
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    Laurelle London was the fragrance -they are really on a trading estate in Southend. The mailing address was 207 Regent Street , which the Bid presenters said was their 'head office'. Here's an article about 207 Regent Street...
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    Peter is on with a Dormeo , Creepy is riding shotgun. 'It took fifteen years collaboration with sleep engineers ' shouts Peter. Is he off his head ?
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    Meltdown Mike proclaimed a while ago that is simply not possible to purchase treadmills in January - you may be sure therefore , as night follows day , that January on IW will be wall to wall treadmills.
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    Peter Volauvent , the ancient mariner of IW, is on with the used iPhone 7 - he is claiming that it's so good that people are spurning the later models and going back to the 7. This is the same lie he told when he was flogging the used iPhone 5 a couple of years ago- everyone he knew was spurning...
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    Peter was on flogging Cushion Walk today - 'They've been going for a hundred and fifty years !' he blurts out. He's round the bend.
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    Presenter Dennice - looks amazing for 106 - tells us that when she's home alone she never has the heating on , she just snuggles into a hoodie like the one she's flogging now. What a load of twaddle.
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    Presenter Jess tells us she has bought the Mulberry silk duvet 'for my mum'. If there was ever a book written about shopping telly it should be called 'I Bought This For My Mum' as this particular piece of bs is such a staple of the industry. Mulberry Ray , the world's most boring man, was on...
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    First rule of shopping telly presenting '...... tell 'em you use it yourself and that you swear by it.'
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    That's right - there was a bit of VT of her with a tape measure round her neck to prove the point. Bit like the shot of Linda Lusardi wearing the lab coat in the promotion for her cosmetics.
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    Sally has just claimed that she has been speaking at a health conference in Zurich , addressing' three hundred doctors' !!!!! Surprisingly I can't find anything about it on the internet.
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    Meltdown Mike said that it will be absolutely impossible to purchase treadmills in January , and that you have to buy now. Cut to blanket treadmill shows starting Boxing Day. I would love to know the actual amount of use a fitness product from IW actually gets. What would be the average for ...
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