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  1. Jack Bohlen

    Julia Roberts

    Despite his 'jolly', 'fun' attitude he's quite a 'big wig' in the TV industry, very rich off it now. And from what I've heard, quite a nasty piece of work. Cross him at your peril at ITV.
  2. Jack Bohlen

    Ruth Langsford TSV 20/08/22

    I find that comment slightly offensive to Chelmsford market. 😋 Given Ruth's perchant for Camo and Animal-Prints I think she gets most of her inspiration from Army Surplus stores, plus you usually get a 'generous' and 'relaxed' fit with ex-Viet-Cong Apparel.
  3. Jack Bohlen

    Julia Roberts

    ...It's ok, Dale will always be around. The old hound. ;)
  4. Jack Bohlen

    Ruth Langsford TSV 20/08/22

    What's this got to do with Ruth Transford? Are you suggesting Ruth style them both? 😬
  5. Jack Bohlen

    Strictly

    I always chuckle to myself that cross-dressers are always called 'Tiffany' or 'Brandi' ... not many 'Karen's' or 'Sandra's'. :P
  6. Jack Bohlen

    Julia Roberts

    'Slimey Simon' :LOL:
  7. Jack Bohlen

    Jemma Forte - Brand Ambassador, Political Editor or ????

    I was a little unkind to Alison on her Instagram last week (she's probably blocked me now) ... I feel bad. She was lording it up (as she tends to do on Insta) about how wonderful everything was in her perfect middle-class Kensington townhouse life and I wrote: "Meanwhile, back on earth during a...
  8. Jack Bohlen

    Ruth Langsford TSV 20/08/22

    Apparently Ruth was very disappointed to learn that Diamonique couldn't come in leopard print. Or camo. 😁
  9. Jack Bohlen

    Julia Roberts

    Please don't say 'Julia Roberts' and 'Bikini' in the same sentence. :eek:
  10. Jack Bohlen

    Ruth Langsford TSV 20/08/22

    They are probably shown a big booklet of shapes / colours / fabrics etc. And just pick.
  11. Jack Bohlen

    Ruth Langsford TSV 20/08/22

    Did she design it herself? I feel sorry for all the true artisans of the world ... jewellers, fashion designers, perfumers ... spending years honing their craft, skills often passed-down over generations. Only for people like Langsford to rock-up in her size 15 wedges and witter-on about how...
  12. Jack Bohlen

    Julia Roberts

    No, they are waiting for 'the call' ... you know? Lead role ... Headline act ... all that jazz! SHOWBIZ DAHLING. Julia would probably pay for one of those stupid stars on Hollywood Ave if she could.
  13. Jack Bohlen

    Jemma Forte - Brand Ambassador, Political Editor or ????

    Miss Forte looks positively classy compared to that mad old trollop. At least Jemma isn't pumping her face (and other areas) full of gunge to retain 'youthful looks'. She's an absolute embarrasment.
  14. Jack Bohlen

    Ruth Langsford TSV 20/08/22

    With a free will-writing kit worth 150 quid (it's a pen and a bit of paper), but it'll give you the 'peace of mind' when your partner passes away.
  15. Jack Bohlen

    Jemma Forte - Brand Ambassador, Political Editor or ????

    I resisted making a comment about that blue dress monstrosity at the time, but I see other people have so induldge me ... Honestly, I thought she had gotten herself caught in a office shredder whilst getting rid of some old banking paperwork. My gawd. At one point I actually thought her left tit...
  16. Jack Bohlen

    Ruth Langsford TSV 20/08/22

    "Love it". "Perfection". Don't know about you guys but when I see Ruth Blagsford in camo I want to grab my assualt-rifle.. 😂
  17. Jack Bohlen

    Carla Lazzlo

    In Carla'a case? I can't imagine you'd be inviting Carla to your table because of her intellect or beauty. 😋
  18. Jack Bohlen

    Carla Lazzlo

    Carla could carve out a good career on a cruise ship in duty free, flogging perfume. Plus she'd have the run of the litter, if she could find a straight man. 😋
  19. Jack Bohlen

    Strictly

    Oh, Helen 'girl next door', 'butter wouldn't melt' knows how to play the game, don't you worry about that mate. Don't get me wrong, I think her husband is a total prick, but any girl who elbows her way onto BluePeter (back in the day) ain't no shrinking violet.
  20. Jack Bohlen

    Carla Lazzlo

    She's got nothing better to do than to go on a cruise. I bet she gets to sit 'at the captains table' too. Fish-fingers and peas for Carla, nothing less.
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