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Julia is going to break that f*cking thing before the end of the show.

I use my stomach as a cocktail blender. Old school.

I'm saving up for a Christopher Ward watch ... check them out. 500-1000.

The fact Julia finally decided to get married to her long time partner says it all ... was she waiting for George Clooney to make his move or something? Get over yourself.

While I was flicking I saw a 'Rostock', 'Rostov' ... something like that, watch. It was 700 quid. I swear I've seen similar watches in a seaside town I won't name on sale for 10 quid. Who buys this utter tat? The box it comes with looks like it's worth more.

Dale hasn't shown any interest in her for months, he's moved on to another lady at QVC apparently.

He reminds me of Andrew Castle ... very middle-class, very vanilla. Mr. Castle could probably be a good salesman of lotions and potions, certainly better than being a radio presenter! :LOL:

The bloke who flogs 'Mulberry Silk' should be the front man for selling coffins ... I've never seen someone so serious. **** sake, they're bed sheets. Anyone would think someone had just died.

# Near, far, wherever you are ... # (Where's the f-ing iceberg when you need it?)

I always liked it when Julia used to tell Marjolein how to use a Pilates machine. :rolleyes: Frankly, I'm surprised Julia didn't break the fucking thing.

It's not insulting to say Ruth has big teeth. It would be insulting, for example, to say she likes being offered sugar cubes.

Ruth Langsford oral hygiene range ... here's a sneak peak at her toothbrush:

Not entirely sure why anyone feels the need to ride horses around in this day and age, we have a thing call a 'car'. I think there's probably a 'horsey' clique amoung certain QVC presenters ... it all smacks of very aspirational middle-class values, like the little girl who always dreams of...

Geeezus. Lucky she's not been paralysed.

There's a good idea for Ruthless ... design something with loads of hidden pockets so you can sneak pre-mixed cans of cocktails and nibbles into the cinema/theatre. I prefer a nice warm marmite sandwich myself, but then again I'm a bit odd like that. :unsure:

I did read somewhere that economists often say that one of the most resilient products during a recession are flowers ... so make of that what you will. Not sure what flowers QVC sells, apart from that fake ones, Peony something? I think they will be 'winners'. That woman who fronts them is a...

I hate her servile self-seeking flattering of Ruthless. Turns my stomach. I get the impression Jackie prances around telling everyone that she was a 'star' on breakfast TV. Probably thinks selling tat on a shopping channel is beneath her. I'd love to be a fly on the wall at QVC, I bet there's so...

I wonder how long it will be untill Jackie Kabler's hair falls out? It's been dyed to within an inch of it's life for at least 10 years.

What about the hyper guy who flogs Apple and other tech shite? I bet Will hates him. I bet Will has a hissy-fit and stamps his little feet if he talks to Alison Young.