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  1. Duke of Cheese

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    Broomsticks not affected.
  2. Duke of Cheese

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    The main trouble is with him (along with a whole host of other main troubles) is that he never finis… If he could at leas…..I can’t see it happ….
  3. Duke of Cheese

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    That is understandable. That’s where he is, though. Selling £9.99 items in a patronising manner on a shopping channel. The past is the past. He is probably being paid significantly more than £9.99 to do so, too.
  4. Duke of Cheese

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    That is understandable. He comes over as extraordinarily dislikable on screen, too.
  5. Duke of Cheese

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    Not if I see her first, she won’t. Only if I am being held captive in front of her socials
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    To me, it is similar to when a football manager gets sacked too many times and then moves into football punditry, for example. It happened to people like Paul Jewell and Peter Reid and possibly now to Frank Lampard. Gradually, you feel, the phone stops ringing and they move out of clubs’...
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    I'll pick it up in the PDSA Shop in a few weeks.
  8. Duke of Cheese

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    Playing herself, then.
  9. Duke of Cheese

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    EastEnders and The Bill plus New Tricks...Good stuff he's done.
  10. Duke of Cheese

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    Peter Voll...Volenb...Vollab...Peter the Demonstrator is an actor by trade. Looking at his IMDB profile.he's done some good work over the years. Playing a products expert role on a shopping channel is probably just that - another one to play. He is at that difficult age for the good-looking...
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    Probably cheaper than buying Van Bighendghone a tea, a sandwich and 20 Bensons each day. Get him to do something instead while he is hanging around the studio.
  12. Duke of Cheese

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    Library must be shut this morning. Van Milktraee is here.
  13. Duke of Cheese

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    The RRP… Somebody tell Torchy. Save him being ripped off.
  14. Duke of Cheese

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    The irony is they actually have it at a competitive price but they just can’t let go of trying to exaggerate the savings. I think somebody new would need to come in at the top of their management structure to stamp out this awful culture of selling they employ.
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    He is either ignorant of their Gallery’s disingenuous tricks on prices elsewhere, which he shouldn’t be? Or he is happy to mislead? Which is it? I wouldn’t buy a paper suitcase off him…I feel so sorry for those taken in by this stuff enough to buy. Another yoof dragged out to front of camera to...
  16. Duke of Cheese

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    My God…What next…Two lavatory air fresheners containers you can wear around your next as giant faux headphones… “Who is going to be wearing them?” he speculates… Erm…The gullible with no sense of style or common sense? Toilet air fresheners installers? Talking of toilets…he is so full of...
  17. Duke of Cheese

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    How exactly does a cheap front-facing dash cam pick up a reverse into your side of the car in a supermarket car park when the side of your car is parallel with the other vehicle? That was his analogy. My dash cam cost around £250 and doesn’t offer to the side filming…Same shi….about insurance...
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    Here comes Battery Boy…My aunt, my uncle, my granny, my grandad, my little boy, my agent, my publicist…Dunlop Lips now going to try something from the fryer…some AIR….May the £9.99 relentless family purchase analogies, parade of plastic you never knew you wanted, then found out why you didn’t...
  19. Duke of Cheese

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    She suggested doing pasta in the air fryer. The chef misheard her and thought she might have said pasty. I can just her imagine getting those giant lips around a nice big steak and onion one…particle by particle…until she’d got to three calories..
  20. Duke of Cheese

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    Don’t think she does beauty either.
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