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HughTwo said:
What a cad Of-the-Masons is.

His natural home would be at the back of a caravan in the wild west selling some "miracle" cure and then scarpering before he's found out.

The claims for Emu Balm are getting wilder - arthritis, Crones, IBS, joint problems, all sorts.
"It's like getting a new pair of legs".

Awful
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I have a new theme for him -

 
HughTwo said:
The claims for Emu Balm are getting wilder - arthritis, Crones, IBS, joint problems, all sorts.
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......knee ache, backache, migraines, lumbago, arthritis,.......measles, German measles, acne, the common cold, vertigo.....malaria, gonorrhoea, polio, influenza, heart murmurs, typhoid......cancer, Covid 19, obesity, yellow fever, syphilis. 🤣
 
Bernie100 said:
backache, migraines, lumbago, arthritis,.......measles, German measles, acne, vertigo.....malaria, gonorrhoea, polio, heart murmurs, typhoid......cancer, Covid 19, obesity, yellow fever, syphilis. 🤣
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Can it cure logorrhoea?













Guess not as he keeps trotting on....


100g and 20g bundle on IW £39.99 + £1.99 P&P, 100g and 10g on TJC £32.99 +P&P.

https://www.tjc.co.uk/health-beauty/lorem---emu-balm-plain-relief-10g-and-100g-221239119.html

Joy, Friday and its Jack DuManure Swizz watches.
 
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Mike - "Obviously I have to be careful to not sound like I am hurrying you, rushing you or pressurizing you.

You've got to be quick though."

So what's the above then?

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As of 2017, new regulations were implemented to define a Swiss made watch, the criteria enabling a more precisely traced geographic origin. With the Swiss-made label held in such high regard, it is important to have standards that define what exactly Swiss-made means:

PRODUCTION: At least 60% of the production costs of a watch taken as a whole must be Swiss-based

MOVEMENT: The movement must contain at least 60% Swiss-made components in value (not quantity)

DEVELOPMENT: The technical development of a Swiss-made watch and movement must be carried out in Switzerland

So not entirely made in Switzerland then Mike?
 
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Wanderer said:
Mike - "Obviously I have to be careful to not sound like I am hurrying you, rushing you or pressurizing you.

You've got to be quick though."

So what's the above then?

Edit -

As of 2017, new regulations were implemented to define a Swiss made watch, the criteria enabling a more precisely traced geographic origin. With the Swiss-made label held in such high regard, it is important to have standards that define what exactly Swiss-made means:

PRODUCTION: At least 60% of the production costs of a watch taken as a whole must be Swiss-based

MOVEMENT: The movement must contain at least 60% Swiss-made components in value (not quantity)

DEVELOPMENT: The technical development of a Swiss-made watch and movement must be carried out in Switzerland

So not entirely made in Switzerland then Mike?
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And a £15 movement which might be Swiss or Swiss parts assembled elsewhere. Yes great quality, Mike 😵‍💫🤔😃
 
Those yellows must be replicating like wascally wabbits.

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Did I just hear a reference to Kelly as a Wiggler?
 
Muttley said:
I haven't watched Eastenders for years now. I used to, can't remember why I stopped. I've been out for a meal with a friend and had 3 gasss of wine😵‍💫. And I'm working tomorrow🤣. Working from home though with no meetings so I can stay in my pyjamas all day if I wish🤣.

It's awful when soaps kill off a nice character, I think that's why I stopped watching.
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I think the quality of the writing was much better years ago. Like you, I stopped watching EastEnders years ago, because they seemed to be using the same old stories over and over, just giving them to different characters. I think they ran out of ideas & steam. When I've watched a couple of the 1980's episodes most of the actors were much better, and the dialogue too.
 
Duke of Cheese said:
He looks incredibly lithe and supple to me. And hardly somebody who is encountering chronic knee problems as I am. Looking at those videos, he also seems to have a very large garden and looks like he employs a roller (Woody or Eric?) for the lawn. No rattan for him.
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...looks like he employs a roller (Woody or Eric?) for the lawn

My mind is boggling as to what they would be doing on the lawn....but perhaps I won't go there. I prefer to remember them in those far-off days of innocence when their tartan trousers ended somewhere around their knees and their hair looked like a very large pine cone.
 
Wanderer said:
Mike - "Obviously I have to be careful to not sound like I am hurrying you, rushing you or pressurizing you.

You've got to be quick though."

So what's the above then?

Edit -

As of 2017, new regulations were implemented to define a Swiss made watch, the criteria enabling a more precisely traced geographic origin. With the Swiss-made label held in such high regard, it is important to have standards that define what exactly Swiss-made means:

PRODUCTION: At least 60% of the production costs of a watch taken as a whole must be Swiss-based

MOVEMENT: The movement must contain at least 60% Swiss-made components in value (not quantity)

DEVELOPMENT: The technical development of a Swiss-made watch and movement must be carried out in Switzerland

So not entirely made in Switzerland then Mike?
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It's quite easy for some unscrupulous brands to abuse the Swiss Made regs.

The unscrupulous, will ship a Chinese made case, dial, hands bracelet, crystal with for example say a Chinese ebauche (un-assembled) ST16 movement to a watchmaker in Switzerland, change a few parts on the movement with Swiss made parts (these few parts can cost more than the rest of the movement), assemble and hey presto you have a watch that qualifies a Swiss Made. While assembled in Switzerland, the only parts of that watch that are actually Made In Switzerland is a few parts on the movement.
 
historymystery said:
I think the quality of the writing was much better years ago. Like you, I stopped watching EastEnders years ago, because they seemed to be using the same old stories over and over, just giving them to different characters. I think they ran out of ideas & steam. When I've watched a couple of the 1980's episodes most of the actors were much better, and the dialogue too.
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My late father always used to say there’s only so many plots a soap can have. He always reckoned they were on a rota amongst the different soaps.
 

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