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Scraping the barrel said:
Don’t forget Pop-it-in-Pete…say no more😀
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Just gone on YouTube to watch some Larry Grayson. He was talking about Everard going to his ballet class, his Sugar Plum Fairy was marvellous, and his Nutcracker Suite was the talk of the business, and he got a gold medal for doing the splits🤣
 
The thing I particularly like about this channel is the innovative and creative items they present to you to buy. Things that you never knew you needed or wanted, and when you’ve finally seen them, you know exactly why you didn’t. Those bamboo charcoal air purifier bags a perfect example. Bamboo Air Purifier Bags presented by a rotten old bag of shyte…Multi-Buy, he says…Multi-Buy, my ar..backside…
 
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We know he lies,he knows he lies,he knows that we know he lies and we know that he knows that we know he lies etc..so

How can he say those bamboo dehumidifiers are ‘terrific’( his word) and then goes on to say that it is the first time he has seen them! If we didn’t know he has lied before we do now. His ‘Jen’ was using whole rolls of kitchen paper on the windowsill🤣🤣🤣..you couldn’t make it up.
Doesn’t he realise that even folk with limited intelligence can see straight through him.
 
galesgal57 said:
Are you listening to what he's spouting about the Himalayan salt lamp? It clears the electrical fog caused by our devices! If he believes that, he needs certifying. 🤣🤣
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Do they search charity shops skips for this stuff?

He now admits to placing a cheap snood over his décolleté? I thought that was a lady’s area? And he’s no lady!! He’s no gentleman, either.
 
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Scraping the barrel said:
We know he lies,he knows he lies,he knows that we know he lies and we know that he knows that we know he lies etc..so

How can he say those bamboo dehumidifiers are ‘terrific’( his word) and then goes on to say that it is the first time he has seen them! If we didn’t know he has lied before we do now. His ‘Jen’ was using whole rolls of kitchen paper on the windowsill🤣🤣🤣..you couldn’t make it up.
Doesn’t he realise that even folk with limited intelligence can see straight through him.
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Sadly I know a lot about activated carbon (charcoal). To be effective at removing smells and moisture from a room just by diffusion you would need to have a layer about 2 ft thick completely covering the walls, ceiling and floor. So multi buy
 
He is rambling on about booster cushions and just said that the chair he is sitting on is horrible…wonder if that chair he is sitting in will be on sale in the next few days and will be the best chair he has ever sat on at a price you won’t believe.

That chair he is sitting on looks new and actually looks quite reasonable..

It’s getting to the stage now where if he starts the show and says good evening I need to look outside to double check. Dreadful presenting,it really is
 
He just said he was shopping for thermal décolleté coverings in Whitby, and the man in the imaginary shop that doesn’t exist never said to him…I was on Double Dare, 28 years ago…He said the man’s lumpy bumpy testiclemonials were outstanding…This is about having a Reflexeralgology in the South Gonads…This has had reviews from young men and women of many genders.. We must be pacific…the woman was sufferkering very badly….She asked the Master Baker for two crusty rolls…He said Two Crusty Rolls?? She said..No…It’s just the way I walk…
 
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