It’s £20 on Etsy. The South Sea factor might up it to £50? Gemporia would still make a profit.
Jade Troth is back
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historymystery
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Bet you he didn't leave the hospital until he'd flogged the staff and patients some jade and given them 1,000 (supposedly applicable) price comparisons.
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They have to sell though to make a profit. These were on yesterday day time, and I'm sure they said they had 40 of them.
Names were appearing on the screen, and one said x7 and another said x4 - so if you believe those are real (why would someone want 7?), then they shouldn't have taken long to sell out.
Yet they made it to the repeat show again last night......
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I'm glad he was only visiting as a patient though and wasn't a member of staff.
Imagine him trying to resuscitate. "OK, can we have a 30 second clock?"
*30 seconds later*
"Nope, still no pulse. Sod him, he's dead".
Guess who was the first voice I heard as I switched onto the channel? Just had a thought. DHJ: is that his personal purchases or is it gems purchases using his name? (Just looked and saw a clock on screen, now there's a surprise). Coz, even if the goods he 'sells' were best of the best, surely he's not that rich to buy as much as he does, on his own: allegedly.
I hardly ever watch Gems TV any more, but I have flicked up the channels 5 times over the past week though, and 4 times it was DT droning on and one time it was the shout Hattie having orgasms on air (or it seemed like it) over a Ruby ring with a HUGE gram weight of gold (3 grams I think) so it seems they go from one end of the scale to the other. I quickly flicked past onto another channel!I've been home today and switched on quite a few times (and off again) and DT has been on, gesticulating in front of his screen, every single time - all day! Is it like when they used to do diamond day, today is Dave Troth day? I just had a look now and yes, there he is
He didn't look ill I must of missed being in hospital all night, I don't think there was a mention of it being put together the bangle.
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Bizarre. I am a nurse and NHS hospitals are not hotels, where patients check in and out whenever they want! You an just imagine the conversation.
"I am in a rush now nurse places to go, jade to shift". "Absolutely Mr Troth, we understand you are a busy and very important man. We don't want to pin you down but do you have a rough estimate you may be returning"? "Well, I have a lot of verbal diarrhoea and clocks to inflict on my discerning colletors but I hope to be back by around 9pm". "Perfect, I will make sure night staff have your bed all freshly made for you, extra pillows (plumped) and a nice warm Molton Brown bubble bath waiting". "You know I will need feeding right? My work is strenuous and I will be famished". "Yes, we have already sent a message to the kitchen to say you will be out for dinner. Chef Gordon Ramsey will have you a delicious steak and chips, prepared to your liking and delivered for your supper". "Sounds okay but steak might be a bit heavy, I will have to see how hungry I feel when I return"." Would you like a light supper of smoked salmon, capers and salad preparing as a standby alternative, should you only require a light bite?" "Hmmm, it ustn't be sitting in the fridge for more than 15 minutes. Also, the salmon must be procured from Fortnum & Mason. If not, Harrod's will have to suffice". "Just leave it all to us Mr Troth, we do this all the time. Now, about your hemorrhoids (please excuse this vulgar talk), we have cancelled your procedure tomorrow morning because we have noted that you will be away from the hospital fom 9am until 5pm. However, Mr Cutter, Ms Snooze and the theatre team have confirmed that will all stay as late as you require. They will be ready to go ahead whenever you are ready".
What a total crock!
"I am in a rush now nurse places to go, jade to shift". "Absolutely Mr Troth, we understand you are a busy and very important man. We don't want to pin you down but do you have a rough estimate you may be returning"? "Well, I have a lot of verbal diarrhoea and clocks to inflict on my discerning colletors but I hope to be back by around 9pm". "Perfect, I will make sure night staff have your bed all freshly made for you, extra pillows (plumped) and a nice warm Molton Brown bubble bath waiting". "You know I will need feeding right? My work is strenuous and I will be famished". "Yes, we have already sent a message to the kitchen to say you will be out for dinner. Chef Gordon Ramsey will have you a delicious steak and chips, prepared to your liking and delivered for your supper". "Sounds okay but steak might be a bit heavy, I will have to see how hungry I feel when I return"." Would you like a light supper of smoked salmon, capers and salad preparing as a standby alternative, should you only require a light bite?" "Hmmm, it ustn't be sitting in the fridge for more than 15 minutes. Also, the salmon must be procured from Fortnum & Mason. If not, Harrod's will have to suffice". "Just leave it all to us Mr Troth, we do this all the time. Now, about your hemorrhoids (please excuse this vulgar talk), we have cancelled your procedure tomorrow morning because we have noted that you will be away from the hospital fom 9am until 5pm. However, Mr Cutter, Ms Snooze and the theatre team have confirmed that will all stay as late as you require. They will be ready to go ahead whenever you are ready".
What a total crock!
What they probably forgot to mention was, he was just visiting someone. He looks no more ill than I do. Coz, guess what? He's on again. With clock and Hattie.Mommabear
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Some months ago Ellis was saying that Dave was back after having the day before off as he was too ill to appear. She didn't, nor did he, say what he had been suffering from but he seemed his normal self that day.
Maybe he gets bouts of 'clockitis' which lays him low, sometimes more severe than others
Maybe he gets bouts of 'clockitis' which lays him low, sometimes more severe than others
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I find the whole set-up a bit odd. The majority of stuff Troth does is often shown as 'David Harry Jewels' on screen - but the Mother of Pearl bangles that he waffled about the other day were shown as the "Annabella Collection" - yet he seemed to be taking all the credit for it.
Either way, you've hot the nail on the head. They're flogging it at high prices with hefty profit margins, and probably buying it cheaply.
Someone pointed out the other day that the Mother of Pearl bangles that Gemporia sold for £249.99 can be found on Etsy for £20. If someone on Etsy is selling them for £20 and making a profit, what is the actual buying price from the manufacturer? £10?
That's not the only item that Gemporia have sold that people have found on Temu or Etsy for a fraction of the price.
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If only he'd bought Primal Living products, used some of Toby's CBD, balanced one of Lynn Jinks' Sodalite pyramids on his big toe and read Steve's book.
He'd have been immune from everything and would never have had to go to hospital in the first place...........
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To be fair to DT, he has the same look and tone of voice regardless of whether he's excited, depressed, ill, healthy, happy or sad.
The other day, Ellis told him "I've never seen you looking so excited".
Yet the way he looked and sounded on screen, he came across about as enthusiastic as someone that had just had their pet cat put down at the vets.
If that's his "never been so excited" look, i'd hate to see how he looks when he's bored and fed up.
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New low. Hattie flogging 10x stretchable nugget bracelets. Bright yellow warning screen flashing up Warning do not take these bracelets lower than £29.99 plus the infamous timer. Surprise Surprise, she’s selling them for £19.99. Don’t know what dishonest excuse she gave as watching with the sound turned off.
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When they do this as often as they do, they really must think their viewers are stupid to believe that this malarky is genuine.
A few days ago, Poppy was flogging some Primal products and they took the price down to £9.99p Her face dropped and she poorly pretended to be shocked saying "I genuinely thought these were going for £14.99". It was a product SHE sells every time she does a Primal show - and the price is ALWAYS £9.99.
They really must think their viewers are as thick as Lindsey...........
This is going out on a limb here but, as 'recently', they have been making it known that they are 'up there' with the major buyers, and noted as such. That article, Toby, I think showed on one of his shows. Anyhoo, and this is the limb. Do you think they are getting to the point of brand-name status, even if it's only in their own heads? Buy a towel on the market for £1 and buy that same towel from Gucci (if they do such things) and it goes up in the multiples of £. Except put 'Gemporia' there instead of Gucci (Not the market part of the statement
)Or he could just have eaten an apple. Every day.If only he'd bought Primal Living products, used some of Toby's CBD, balanced one of Lynn Jinks' Sodalite pyramids on his big toe and read Steve's book.
He'd have been immune from everything and would never have had to go to hospital in the first place...........
That's the rest of the day / night.
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I'm sure he'd feel confident trying a bit of brain surgery....using solid jade instruments, of course. Blimey, he could talk you to oblivion, no need for anaesthetics.....
Maybe he's an AI robot.
