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Emiily J said:
Those bags are so hideous, If I was given one of those, it would go down the Charity Shop, would half expect them to say, sorry we don’t want it
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Were they the barrel shaped cross body bags that Emma and Joanne were selling? They had a discount if you bought all 3 (£80) instead of £29.99 each. I wouldn’t have even bought one even if they were a fiver. Totally impractical, doubt if you’d even be able to get a phone, purse and tissue in them.

I know their demographic is for the older ladies, but being in that age bracket I wouldn’t seen out with one.
 
SiRich said:
Utter bullshyte time with Mason.

Comparing £260 mens scent to £9.99 knock off attempt that looks like it was siphoned out of the IW bogs and will no doubt last about a nanosecond into the evening.
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Street corner Mike:

"This'll corst ya £260 in 'Arrods, yours for a tenner from ya old mucker Mike. Ul smell lively just like the beautiful bald fella. But 'urry up, they're flying out of me suitcase - and there's a copper coming!"
 
Must be a special Ideal World type mirror that misleads him on this?

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Duke of Cheese said:
The frightening thing is he does genuinely believe he IS beautiful. He’s said it too many times ‘in jest’ not to.
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Yeah, well he is married to a "goddess" afterall, which like his beauty & integrity, he has told us about many, many, many, many, many times. No ordinary pleb marries a "goddess" you know, only an Adonis, a "God", a supreme being gets that privilage. ;) :ROFLMAO:

He said yesterday, paraphrasing, that he couldn't understand why folks would watch him for 4 hours for them to then state they hate him. I think he is unaware that folks aren't watching just to say they hate him, which is impossible not to, but are there for the comedy value, entertainment, sheer joy of watching an arrogant, up his own arse, egotistical, god's gift to women, lying bald headed shyster make an utter, utter twat of himself with his antics, lies and bullshit. It's great laughing at a thoroughly lowsome piece of scum unwittingly making a complete arse of himself, almost karma.
 
Thank you, Yiannis. I really appreciate your generous offer of self-empowerment in telling me it is ‘My Choice’ which tacky stiletto perfume containers combination I choose. Your generosity knows no beginnings. I also don’t want to ‘Hang Out’ with you either or your Christmas cracker watches. $295 - you old fraud. Oh…but I cannot lie to you because it says $295 on the back of the box. Actually…tell them what other retailers sell these for elsewhere. Really empower people. Boll…on tap from his gob. He makes Peter Simon look like he has overdosed on truth drugs.
 
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Lord Helpus said:
Street corner Mike:

"This'll corst ya £260 in 'Arrods, yours for a tenner from ya old mucker Mike. Ul smell lively just like the beautiful bald fella. But 'urry up, they're flying out of me suitcase - and there's a copper coming!"
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Did you used to sell watches in Oxford Street up by Oxford Circus? I may have seen you being moved on by our friends in blue. 🤣
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Other than Rob, essentially, they are all as disingenuous as one another. Mason, I guess, stands out more because of his cockney, loud, in yer face, persona and general arrogance in style. Others, like this Morgan guy are as bad, but play the nice, humble, I would never lie to you type. They do this as they tell the poor, gullible, hapless saps watching that a 30 quid watch is worth 300. Simon, on the other hand, doesn’t even try to hide the inaccuracy of what he is telling you.
 
Duke of Cheese said:
Other than Rob, essentially, they are all as disingenuous as one another. Mason, I guess, stands out more because of his cockney, loud, in yer face, persona and general arrogance in style. Others, like this Morgan guy are as bad, but play the nice, humble, I would never lie to you type. They do this as they tell the poor, gullible, hapless saps watching that a 30 quid watch is worth 300. Simon, on the other hand, doesn’t even try to hide the inaccuracy of what he is telling you.
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Rob is the only decent salesperson on the channel, be better off moving to a more respected channel, QVC maybe, the rest are either woefully ignorant on the products or are out and out shysters and a few are definitely both. ;)
 
Battiola73 said:
Did you used to sell watches in Oxford Street up by Oxford Circus? I may have seen you being moved on by our friends in blue. 🤣
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Yep I was there selling rubik cubes which could be completed in 3 moves to make you look like a genius.

Then there were the novelties like light-up bow ties, hula hoop fitness rings to swing around your waist, yapping toy puppies, gargoyle garden ornaments and many more. They flew out of my suitcase into the hands of the grateful British public and then flew back in when PC Plod arrived.

Great days. Long before shopping telly sold the very same stuff.
 

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