Random musings and general banter.

Ovthemasons is ending his holiday habit of always buying a new "fragrance" at duty free and is going to take a tenner bottle of Ideal World scent on his holibags I bet Dirty Peter told him "just ave a buy"

If they had brands like Prada or Dior I might buy

ovthemasons has his feet out - in a vibrating spa that looks like the kitchen washing up bowl. You have been so advised

HughTwo said:

ovthemasons has his feet out - in a vibrating spa that looks like the kitchen washing up bowl. You have been so advised

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Mark probably uses that for doing the dishes after cooking shows.

Somebody ‘in charge’ is extraordinarily cocksure of the BS they can get away with dressed up as facts. They must well know the ASA is both hapless, careless, hopeless, useless and toothless.

Chef Mark on duty tonight?

Argos has Foot Spas on there website, dearest is £50.00, most around £25

Emiily J said:

Argos has Foot Spas on there website, dearest is £50.00, most around £25

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But the one IW are selling "really is something special" says ovthemasons "it's a game changer" - what game is he playing!?

With that Spa to be honest, that Cream was probably worth over £20

Those towels Ovdemaison is selling are shown as hotel quality. Don’t know which hotels he stays at but hotel towels I’ve used are always thick, fluffy and absorbent.

Mike of the decking is flogging Homesmart (own brand) version of Spear and Jackson's spray and leave. Pointing to the front of the bottle before and after. A graphic designer has been at that, I wouldn't trust it. Though to be fair they did show some before and after photos. Who knows where they are from, if they are even from the same product

Emiily J said:

Got some summer clothes If we get summer

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P.S. I can't believe you weren't rushing to buy the tent dresses, jeggings, bengaline trousers and weird length and trim skirts, dresses, pants and tops from the achingly fashionable Ideal World, no?

PhaedrusR said:

P.S. I can't believe you weren't rushing to buy the tent dresses, jeggings, bengaline trousers and weird length and trim skirts, dresses, pants and tops from the achingly fashionable Ideal World, no?

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I’ve watched all of 5 minutes of there dishrags

Not the ‘We Must Have the Price Wrong’ game again. Vile set of leatherette bags for £17.99 too much. So predictable. So lame. Although in fairness, I had a corn fed chicken grabbed out of my hands in Tesco the other day, and was told something along similar lines, until it flew away. For fu…sake don’t drag out this ridiculous farce any longer.. Your credibility continues to diminish each second…Absolutely pathetic and deceptive… Oh…exactly the same price. You abject clowns…Fooling old ladies…

Those bags are so hideous, If I was given one of those, it would go down the Charity Shop, would half expect them to say, sorry we don’t want it

Almost had me there

HughTwo said:

ovthemasons has his feet out - in a vibrating spa that looks like the kitchen washing up bowl. You have been so advised

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Oh I'm glad I missed that...

PhaedrusR said:

Does IW3 still have the [email protected] email that the previous IW incarnations used to have? You could ask questions about the Karaoke machine details, if they still do.

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It seems the only way to get answers from IW is to personally e-mail Michael of the Masons, as he often appears on TV talking about being inundated with e-mails from viewers asking if this and tat is coming back, etc.

Or approach him in the street, as he's said that once or twice - "I've had people coming up to me asking MIKE WHEN U GETTING…"

And he wouldn't make that up.

Right…

Dr Quincy MkII said:

Mike of the decking is flogging Homesmart (own brand) version of Spear and Jackson's spray and leave. Pointing to the front of the bottle before and after. A graphic designer has been at that, I wouldn't trust it. Though to be fair they did show some before and after photos. Who knows where they are from, if they are even from the same product

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Some of the images are used by Spear & Jackson's Spray & Leave, which is the same product just with a different label, both Spear & jackson's and Homesmart's spary & leave care supplied by Assured Products ltd.

Emiily J said:

With that Spa to be honest, that Cream was probably worth over £20

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Only if you got 20 tubes of it! And if you open the cream, Mike of the Gammons won't give you back every pound and penny of your flexi payment