Scraping the barrel

With apologies to the great Sir Michael Caine: My name is Cane, Walking Cane and I'm back on your screen yet again I'm sturdy and I'm...

Watching the mighty Villa so please gang if you can send my apologies to Mike of the Morons. I will of course watch later on You tube...

I prefer to wear gold around my neck not wash my hands with it🙄

Get very excited folks! The walking canes are tonight's Pick of the Day.

He's been selling Exact spanners for years and years, he says. The thing is..when 20 plus years have elapsed since he started. It’s not...

James Herriot could bring those burgers back to life 😳

I hope she has proof it was Disney that caused her food poisoning. They don’t take kindly to anyone taking their brand into disrepute.

I think she should stay at home, because every time she goes away she has some sort of catastrophe. And doesn't she love telling us all...

I would assert there's a big difference between 'national tv' and tv that is broadcast nationally ;)

However, one of those session musicians was none other than Elton John, getting paid a few quid to imitate the stars of the day before...

I'm sorry but there is only one Royal Jeweller, the one and only Miss Gerrards, Caroline Jones, a horology saleswoman of the highest...

Or they would give you the wrong record, they would just give you anything by the same artist (if you were lucky!). And it was vinyl in...

Has she actually ever said what her job role there was? She could have been the bog cleaner!

I've heard of the Delhi belly, but this is selly telly belly :LOL:

I know what I’m going to ask for my. Christmas present, the 4 bars of Opatra 24K gold gentle care soap🤣🤣. Only works out at £5.75 per...