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If there’s one thing I really don’t need, it’s more Lock and Lock….(Paula Radcliffe commentating on anything is another…….but I digress…)

Ooh, now if you’d done that at the same time as your experimentation with the tan drop thingies that turned you face orange, you’d be a...

Did you read the reviews? One lady has bought both items in all 3 colours. £353.70 to look like a sandcastle that the tide has started...

There’s a pdf on the description page. Says 24 months.

Well, have actually voted for first time ever. I don’t use any skincare (ABC tea tree wash aside) or hair products from Q and don’t buy...

And if "they" can't find it with all those torches at their disposal, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Some (mentioning no names) have already phoned for help locating their vulva and to ask if, because it says on the FEWE Serum item page...

Post of the week :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I think that's the one i meant . Doh....

Is it not parked on the drive next to the Toyota?

Sexual Healing by Marvin Gaye, have a feeling this thread could be quite long 😯

Has to be Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood..... 🫢 Or maybe I feel Love by Donna Summer

At least they're using 'vulva' rather than 'vagina' to describe it. Meg Matthews was presenting her range on Q telling everyone her wash...

Excellent post. Though, the auto correct (?) of planus to plants did make me giggle. I’d be squirming too with plants in me knickers.