Lord Helpus

Anyone else notice that Mikeofthemasons keeps tugging at his collar every couple of minutes? It's like the collar is going to disappear...

His Goddess certainly used read this place, by all accounts, and so do the gallery staff who send in fake texts from usernames lifted...

I would imagine he does read the forum, otherwise why mention it?

I wonder why we aren't complimentary? Could it be his sexist, arrogant comments and persona? Answers on a postcard please...

Mike just said he doesn't read forums because they aren't very complimentary about him, but he doesn't care!

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🤣🤣🤣🤣 Will there be a 30 money back guarantee if I don't enjoy it?

Great news for Michael le Maison, Perfumier to the (look alike) Stars. Glastonbury has announced that next year all the artists will...

Yeah i heard him say that but wasn't sure. He said you've got your 30 day money back guarentee, which at first thought he meant you...

If only Roger Cook would crash through the scenery.

I've known women do that but never ever ever a man. He really is a (plinky) plonker.

You wear Greed, and men will approach you on a night out and ask you what fragrance you are wearing! Mike must frequent some very...

He's been talking utter twonk not only for 30 years. Right? The man is a moron of mammoth proportions. Okay?

He's doing it again. He can't tell the difference between a £300 brand and a £10 knock off. And it will last 8 hours but he advises you...