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Angeline is a viper, so selling a fake python skin bag seems like the perfect tat for her to pitch.I can smell the plastic chemical PU leather in my head, yuck!

Does he ever complain of back ache, caused by his lumpy mattress?.....

I like a tote bag but I am picky. I hate totes like the LV Neverfull, I have one and rarely use it. The thing I dislike about these totes is the gaping, wide open mouth top, they are a dream for any thief. This Paul Costelloe looks nice but I don't know if it has a zip closure, which is a must...

Congratulations Vienna, to the happy couple and you too. xx A perfect choice of outfit. Practical and comfortable for the warm weather but not too casual. I think it says special occasion but not fussy or OTT, it is classy and elegant. The colour will be stunning under that Cypriot sun!

Dame Edna Everage

I imagine they will soon be offering dark or neutral coloured purses as murses! The whole woke speak thing has gone bonkers.

Well, that is a new one. I think we all know what the bottom note is though. The brown note always lingers, no matter what the product says it masks!

It is always entertaining to read what delights / disgusts us all. I am a weirdo about a lot of things (who would guess), not just chocolate.I enjoy an occasional Aldi or Lidl Mercury bar but if my honey wants to guarantee me getting sticky with him, he gets me Charbonel Et Walker rose & violet...

If Gemporia is Steve's baby, he should be reported to social services for serious child neglect! He has lost interest in it all now but this is what Steve does. He finds something that he enjoys and goes overboard, all-in and nothing else matters. Just a few examples of SB parenting skills: He...

Thanks Sazza. What a shame.

Oh, I didn't know, I've got chills reading that. I hope she wasn't ill for too long and went peacefully. I just remember that she adored all things Gemporia and wouldn't say a word against them. She sent gifts for the presenters and they made me cringe always calling her name, probably to...

Hello & welcome to you x

Would Mirabelle part with her pieces? I know she loves Gemporia,I have not wanted it for years but her name was always either on screen or being shouted out by the presenters.

Bizarre. I am a nurse and NHS hospitals are not hotels, where patients check in and out whenever they want! You an just imagine the conversation. "I am in a rush now nurse places to go, jade to shift". "Absolutely Mr Troth, we understand you are a busy and very important man. We don't want to...

I wanted to say a big hello to everybody. Some of you may remember me, others will not. I have been away from the forum for a couple of years, it feels like forever. I hdvery rough time, with my family's and my own health. I am happy to say that the corner has been turned. I have sincerely...