Craftalot

It's only The Goddess who's allowed to bang Mike's back door.

I knock down trees, I wear high heels, Suspenders and a bra! (Fill in your own choice of presenter this may refer too!) Better stop...

That fits where it touches…

Literally no-one wants a hand massage from our Salleh. No-one.

Grandpa from the Munsters. The resemblance is amazing.

I think I saw a sponsored post from Victoria Beckham on Instagram. She was in her bog squirting one around, talking about how she...

New Horror film franchise - NIGHTMARES FROM THE DARK LAGOON. Starrring Yiannis “Torchy” Morgan and Natalia “Fish lipped gargoyle”...

Torchy is just fine from the neck down, that's his problem.

Even by their unpalatable moral standards- a particularly watch television instead of sticking both fingers down your throat for a...

Non-Working Samples Extravaganza…

Its so market stall, isn't it? Or the middle of a shopping centre, c.1996

Amazon also has some good deals on stand mixers periodically, and they'll doubtless have one on the 'Black Friday' feast which is 29...

If you've got room, Battiola, I'd look at getting a stand mixer. Aldi and other supermarkets do them very reasonably and it would at...

We used to have a bet on our Caroline - we'd guess how long it would take either her or the presenter to mention that she used to work...

Hmm, are you sure, Hammy? I don't want to question your expertise in watches, but I did hear that Emma worked for the royal jewellers...