Craftalot

Pity about Captain Knowles no longer contributing. I really enjoyed the posts that he made. He seemed an honest, pleasant and as...

Even the blue pills won't get that up. The only thing that gets Pedro up in the night is his bladder, the silly old man.

Enlargement?

pleading poverty and eating sea bass - 😳🤣🤣

Wasn’t it his ‘Old Fella’ he had the ‘procedure’ on??

I know - surely logically every item of apparel sold on QVC is 'wearable', even if it looks utterly ridiculous. I think it's just...

Me too, but not as much as the Christmas promo where his expression is really weird.

i WAS THERE TILL THE END

And it always helps if you are polite and pleasant. Nothing fires up the determination to thwart you like going in all guns blazing, so...

I wanted this - - -...

Oh, I think there was definitely more oestrogen being slung around than testosterone there. Bit like when everyone's favourite...

A few bottles of Prosecco, a dodgy kebab... Edit: can I say I'm not speaking from personal experience 🤣🤣🤣 (yes, really Jazzy and...

The sort of nights which end with her up by the bins.

I was born in east London 1955, the area was populated by Eastern European refugees of many religions. Mainly tailors, seamstresses...

Crikey, ALittleTrouser and MrDapper, aka Glen and Miceal, are really quite unwatchable together. They're competing with each other to...